It's me in a paragraph!
*evilly cuddles* I am a vampire. I was turned by Orgazmic Oreo. This explains why I'm her Cuddler whore. I love cuddle. This makes me a Cuddling Vampire. So if you feel a small n** while I'm forcing you to cuddle, don't worry, it just means I haven't eaten. I didn't feel the force of the evilness until I battled Eitel. It essentially made me realize that I was apart of an evil army and I should dress and act that way. Oh yeah, I'm weird. I'm cute. I'm evil. I'm a cuddling vampire. *evilly cuddles* I will cuddle you at any costs. So just subcome to my cuddling powers and maybe you won't be a meal. As for the brain that runs this pixalated body, I don't think it really matter because I'm in character at all times.
Strange People who wants to be Cuddle
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Your breathe is gonna be iiiiiiiickyyyyyyy
*pats head*
Here would you like some cherry kool-aid?
*feels a bit woozy after being evilly cuddled*
I think I might have lost some blood from that… if I had any…