Jadens Rap
Y: We're sitting here today with duelist Jaden Yuki.
J: Hey yo. What's up?
Y: So Jaden, what's a day in the life of Jaden Yuki like?
J: You sure you wanna' know?
Y: Please. Tell us!
J: I play card games motherf***er
I'm so rad, I'm amazing.
I sneak into your mom's
just to see how good she's tasting.
K: Damn, little man, you a crazy kid.
J: Yo shut the **** up and suck my p***k.
I'm in a 3D movie better watch it mother****ers
Or I'll roll up to your house
and ****ing shoot you with my brothers.
H: What you want Jaden?
J: Some brand new cards!
H: What you need Jaden?
J: To **** you hard!
I'm knocking back a forty while I'm rolling up an ounce.
If you try to front with me I'm gonna burn your ****ing house!
My inner demons, yeah, you gonna' run when you see them.
So play your card b***h, I'm so hot that I'm steaming!
Y: I'm sorry Jaden, but are we to believe you drink and do drugs while playing card games?
J: I never said I was a a role model.
Y: But what about all your fans and admirers, do you have a message for them?
J: All my fans and admirers, can suck my c***e.
It's Jaden Yuki b***h, you gonna' take my load!
You wanna' go? Well then, you best be bringing what you got.
Your homies and your neighbourhood
Just watch me kill the ****ing lot.
To all the c**** talking s*** about my 'do
H: Like a Kuriboh!
J: I'm gonna' ****ing kill you!
H: J!
J: Is for Jaden!
H: Y!
J: Is for Yuki!
I'll steal your ****ing cat so I can say I've got your p***y!
Y: Wow, Jaden, I'm surprised. All this from a Slifer Red Duelist.
J: Well, there is a lot you may not know about me.
Y: Oh really? Eh, such as?
J: At Duel Academy
I got laid every day
I cheated every duel
I never got an A
I've got a deck of awesome.
You've got a deck of fail.
I'll challenge your a** to a duel.
And take a s***!
Y: Jaden, you are a bad a** dude.
J: Hell yeah!~
Y: And they always like to take your load
When ever you ask them to
And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that.
My deck is scared of you.
Dude.
Y: Okey doke... One final question. Jaden, if you could play a card game, with any guy in the world, who would it-
J: No more ****ing questions.
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