yo mama jokes
yo mama is just like a squirrel...shes always got nuts in her mouf
yo mama so fat...when she got hit by a bus she said..."hey,who threw that rock?!"
yo mama so ugly...when she looked out the window the cops came to her house and arrested her for mooning
yo mama so fat...she jumped up in the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat and so black...when she walks outside its called night
yo mama so stupid...she yelled into an envalope and tried to send a voicemail
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This is my new account!
this is Sabrina!!
plz add meh mah darling!
X3 I see you around, kay?
how are you?
1. Get 24 boxes of super-large condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the MENS rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get alot of Bouncy balls and throw them down the isle yelling '"I choose you pikachu!"
the other day i went to my friends birthday party its was very boring and stuff so i was going on a walk with him and some other people and there were these tunnel thing so i went in them and then i went out and steped in poop it was nasty so any way after that we saw this guy he was smoking some nasty smelling crap so i grabed his cigar thing and though it on the ground and stomped on it and then the old man got mad and we ran away back to the tunnels then this other guy stepped in th same poop that i did but we didnt really care so we just walked home and then there were these dudes they were up to no good so the dude stared saying stuff about my friends and i was all nuh uh girlfriend and i just started to through stuff at him and this is were my story ends ok by nadia ::this was a secret message funded by the im gonna kill you foundation::
Thats cool
My uncle lives in texas also.
;D
Where do you live?
;o