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Alright. In case you don't know me, My name's Maria. I'm also known as the Evil Shoelace and ChocolateLolitaPop

I'm spanish (spainiard, not mexican, u twits), chinese and a little bit native american. I have mahogany eyes and black hair and in the summer time I get spots that resemble freckles but they're white.

I'm currently dating: Kiki_Rem_Atsuna, with all of her bitches. Yeah, I said it. I know about every single one of her online lovers.

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Fight the power

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I'm so broke I can't pay attention

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Amana's cousin got me addicted when I met him and his boyfriend. I just love boi luuurve!

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Sooooooooooooooo Hot!

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It would work... STOP LOOKINGAT ME LIKE THAT!

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Seriously. You sad ******** need to go kill yourselves, your wasting my oxygen and using up the gas I was gonna use to burn down your house.

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I'm as Emo as an Elmo

Quotes of my year:

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

I swear to windex I didn't drink you god!

Faster than a mob of obese people, stronger than a science club, smarter than a stegasaurus, it's Not-So-Super man!

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Let's hope it's not a train."

Death, coming to a streat near you!

Death is the Graduaation of the soul, Death is Our Religion.

+im a little bit off the chain, thay call me insane, but the fact remains that im a psycho+

If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud.

'I never saw her do it, I only saw the scars, I never could imagine what would make her go that far, I wondered, was she driven by the desperate need to feel, to find out she was living, to discover life was real?'

how is my spelling? call ********

Afraid of losing the love they felt, The love birds plotted and planned, To be together in life and death, So from the tree they hanged.

This morning, I woke up with a song in my heart. Unfortunately, that song was "I believe I can fly." After I got all the glass and gravel out of my flesh and hair I was rushed to the hospital where I demanded MY laptop!


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Thirteen hearts for the thirteen tears one must cry before they die

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Hello, and Welcome to Your Nightmare...

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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Kikuta_Isamu
Veryangryelf

Report | 06/29/2006 5:20 pm

Veryangryelf

YOU NEED TO CHEER UP
Ketsu Saito

Report | 06/28/2006 9:49 am

Ketsu Saito

Hey hey my... okay i dont want to say it here ^^ na just kidding im so sorry that i coundt found the fishing place at first could i haveba second chance?^^
Kiki_Rem_Atsuna

Report | 06/26/2006 7:07 pm

Kiki_Rem_Atsuna

Aw love.... Anata shi no abuuii. Kunaisu wekuteku. Aishiteru! *tackles while biting her neck*
born_to_be_hippy

Report | 06/24/2006 7:29 pm

born_to_be_hippy

woot.........
~Ney ney~

Report | 06/23/2006 6:46 am

~Ney ney~

omg i love your name

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"Walking STD?"
"No thank you I already have one."

If anyone Would Like to, I would very much appreciate any donations. I am new to Gaia, only a few days old. Arigatou