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elleoelle

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Gender: Female

Location: USA

Birthday: 02/04/1968

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A mermaid laughing out loud so hard she peed herself but you can't tell.

Ideas, concepts and general rants I feel should be shared with the Gaian community. You might not agree. I don't care either way, but as long as you're here - may as well read if you're among the literate few.

Beckon the siren

Add to Friends/Ignored
PM - NO thank you notes!
Trade or Gift Me Items

Now that they're "soulbound", I've disabled gifts & won't send them. We should be able to do what we want with gifts; so all gifting from me will be done via trade.

The siren be whinin'

About me? Sadly, for Gaia purposes, it's all rants:
As my store states, please, do not thank me for my purchases. In fact, you probably can't since I'm usually set to receive PMs only from friends. Specifically because I shop in the MP a lot and you kids waste far too much time thanking people who might not want to be thanked.
So please do not PM me to thank me for my purchase. Once and for all to everyone I've bought from...

YOU'RE WELCOME.
(no need to PM me- no, really - I prefer that you didn't.)

Secondly, I don't accept friend requests for a reason; most of you are under 18 and will send a request to anyone. So unless we're related or we do business here, I don't want to be your "friend". I figure the age thing rules out 99% of you, plus I have a small family (and only a few on Gaia) and it takes time to prove yourself if you're not related. Sorry. But I'm sure the emo kid with the face stripe, raptor horns and fox tail you ran into at the slots would be happy to add you instead.

I'm apt to offer unsolicited marketplace advice to my fellow Gaians. You're so cute when you're pissed, but your items are no better than anyone else's. No one will pay more just because you're selling it, sorry. They also won't pay what you think it's worth if they can get it cheaper. Don't shoot the messenger. Just be grateful I took the time to enlighten you.

Gaia also needs to send the definition of "increment" out with confirmation emails when you first join; for God's sake, look up the word in the dictionary if you set yours at 20g for one flower. I can say with 100% certainty that it won't sell.

Truly absurd behavior - like flooding or buying items to keep yours cheapest (ignoring the 2% tax - and losing gold...?) is just begging to be called out. I don't blur usernames (hey - you did it), so don't be surprised to find your behavior shared via screenshot in my journal if you're a being a retard. My friends and I appreciate a good laugh.

I happen to be older (probably your mom's age or at least old enough to have dated your dad) and wily - a dangerous combination that compels and allows me to share my wisdom.

Lastly, for the record, the word &********; is no longer shocking. Its use just proves you lack the means to appropriately express yourself and gives educated adults more proof of our overall superiority. Read a book when you're not flaming forums, ok? Maybe then you'll stand a chance at being an articulate adult. Thank you for reading, stay in school for as long as possible and good luck.

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Mizz Faith Report | 02/25/2009 12:35 pm: Muhahaha. =D

And thank you for the gifty the other day ^^

BTW, how come I never heard back from ya when I told you about my dr. appt.? Did I scare yoo off? =D ttyl

(And sorry this isn't in a PM; for some reason I haven't been able to send any for a day or so )
LynnieH Report | 02/20/2009 1:49 am: Hugs and kisses
HellBunny77 Report | 02/07/2009 9:51 am: Happy belated birthday! Sorry it's late, I'm not on here much. Hope you had a good one!!
LadyCerridwen48 Report | 12/24/2008 6:53 am: Ack, I can't PM you, or read any PMs that I get! I can open my mailbox, but can't open individual PMs, I just get "General Error". Argh!!! thank you for the gift, I'll try to PM you again later, if Gaia will let me.
OMG its cherrybomb123 Report | 12/23/2008 7:23 am: i just added u.
LadyCerridwen48 Report | 12/11/2008 12:21 pm: Hey, gotta keep warm somehow, it's COLD!!!!
LynnieH Report | 10/27/2008 2:07 pm: Hey there _itchy Woman!

LoL with my elleOelle

Played with your fishies today!
LynnieH Report | 10/01/2008 2:26 pm: My original account took almost a year, but I finally got it back. I did gifting too! Don't give up, hang in there and be persistent. I love the aquariums too!

Miss you!
LynnieH Report | 09/29/2008 7:28 pm: I'm handing out lucky ducky kisses!
LynnieH Report | 07/09/2008 11:49 am: Oh so funny, I was going to say Happy 9th! Lynnie is *laughing*!