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Doctor Copalanx is a fairly complicated individual. He has very... gifted hands, but a not-so-gifted mouth. Every so often the good doctor will spout off wild ramblings, usually accompanied by inane curses, the likes which have never been heard of before. Currently, he has be forced to adopt (imagine that!) a mutant fiddler crap boy, named Ashley.
Yes, yes, it IS quite confusing, but Dr. Copalanx adjusts the best he can to any given situation. That is what makes him so GOOD!