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My name is Melissa, and I love music, writing, and reading...The rest of my hobbies are all either based on one of those twos, or I don't practice them often, or they're not important... but I do like skiing and scrap-booking a lot... and the computer...mmm... I don't know whatever! smileOkay, so I made this perverted version of Twas the Night before Christmas, here it is lol:
'Twas the night before Christmas...
And all through the house...
All the creatures were stirring...
And humping my house...
The thongs were hung by the chimney with pleasure,
In hope that St. Nicholas would be their own sweet treasure.
The children all slept snug in their beds,
With visions of screwing in their heads,
And Mamma only in her bra, And I in my cap,
Had just settled down after a real good nap.
When out on the lawn there was such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter!
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and felt a rash...
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the lust of Mamma all naked below.
When, what to my wondering eyes to see,
But a naked Santa Clause about to pee!
I couldn't believe my eyes so quick,
Was it really Ol' St. Nick?
More rapid than eagles his courserers came,
And he whistled and ******** them by name;
"Now, Dasher, now dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On Coment! On Cupid! On Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of naked women and St. Nicholas too.
I heard on the roof,
A sudden pawing of each little hoof.
I drew my hand and was turning around,
And down came bare Santa with a bound!
And his clothes were in his hands,
A bundle of toys he had flung in a big bag of rubberbands.
His eyes twinkled merry,
His area was certainly a rocket of a deep, deep cherry.
I bet he was cold,
Naked as I told.
He mouth was like a bow,
And his beard as white as the snow.
He had a broad face a little round belly,
That shook when he humped like a jar of jelly.
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself,
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me everything to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And went to Mamma and stuck himself in with such a hard jerk!
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, he ran away and up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere as he drew out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and all a ******** good night,
Because I know I had one,
Too bad if you live all alone."
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~just one look from those eyes can rob you blind~
*~choose a healthy life...you'll love that you did in the end~*
~*~u can never save someone from evil, but u can help them fight it~*~
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