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OH GIRL YOU SHOULD GET THIS FOR YOUR MAN DOUGIE

I SEE YOU CHECKING ME OUT GIRLS (SORRY D00DS DOUGIE'S STRAIGHT)

SEXY TEXT AND ADVICE FOR THE BROS.

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THIS IS HOW MY FREND VOLKNER AND I HUG.

HEY GURLS YOU KNOW I CANT HIDE NOTHING FROM YOU

IM DOUGLAS BAGGE, THE POLYAMOROUS PLAYA. I LOVE YOU ALL LADIES, EVEN THE UGLIES. I EXPRESS MY LOVE IN ALL CAPS AND HORRIBLE STATEMENTS THOUGH. IM LOOKING FORWARD TO KISSY TIME WITH YOU ALL.

I USED TO TRAVEL THE WORLD TO PICK UP CHICKS BUT THE RECESSION HIT ME PRETTY HARD, NOW YOUR MOM COMES TO MY HOUSE TO KEEP ME COMPANY. DON'T CRY, SHE STILL LOVES YOUR DAD, THIS IS JUST SEX.

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR MY BRO, HE MIGHT BE JOINING SOON.

TOMMY BAGGE IS ON GAIA, HES A LITTLE JERKFACE.

XOXOXO

ALSO IM FROM THE FUTURE, PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT EARLIER.

GIRLFRIENDS AND D00DS WHO WISH THEY COULD BE MY GIRLFRIENDS

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SWEET NOTHINGS FROM MY LADIES AND THE RAVINGS OF JEALOUS D00DS

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Uptight Prude Report | 11/06/2010 1:55 pm: I would if I could but apparently, I'm only a Member right now. When I can, though. *nod*
Pin-Up Goblin Report | 11/04/2010 3:49 pm: Dude, I left the guild like three months ago. Take it up with Snape's Grell account. So shove it, MD.
Pin-Up Goblin Report | 10/29/2009 12:38 pm: I am not clingy! Your harlot called me a skank; I had to reply. It was a matter of self-respect.
Simple like Sunshine Report | 10/27/2009 2:00 pm: crying I THOT U WER GOING TO GIV UP DAT WAE OF LIFE FOR ME
Pin-Up Goblin Report | 10/27/2009 11:54 am: True that, but they have been rather few and far between. Where is the love?
Simple like Sunshine Report | 10/25/2009 1:11 am: U TOLD DAT...DAT... SKANK GURL I WUZ TRIPEN (DATS RITE I FOLOWD U) !!!! AND U DENT EVEN SPEL MI NAME RITE crying NOW I C HOW MUTCH I MEEN TU U cry
Pin-Up Goblin Report | 10/24/2009 7:24 pm: She knows of our love?

Btw did you send me flowers?
Simple like Sunshine Report | 10/22/2009 7:58 pm
Simple like Sunshine Report | 10/21/2009 10:11 pm: OR MAYBEE I SHUD TAKE DA KIDS crying
Simple like Sunshine Report | 10/15/2009 2:15 pm: MORE IMPOTINLEE: WHY U HURT ME LYK DIS?!? gonk

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"...no one chooses to ******** your mom. It's simply their turn, and when they go to do it, it's with a sense of trepidation and a heavy heart."

-Retlaw83 DAC Forums