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I could tell you
Right now
That I'm black
That I'm happy
That my friends love me with all their heart
That I'm married
Have a wonderful baby girl
And I go to the park with her every night.
I could tell you
That my heart doesn't hurt daily
I could tell you that as a young man
Society doesn't suck face.
But, I'd be lying.
=O
Completely, and utterly lying.

And, to top all that off...
I'm a mule.
=D

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This is gonna be Deutche in a bit.
=D

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Strawberry Douche

Report | 12/22/2006 11:59 am

Strawberry Douche

Wii's are cool.
biggrin
.orgy.whore.

Report | 12/22/2006 12:53 am

.orgy.whore.

rofl.
I love the GD.
The Whore of 7h1r733n

Report | 12/02/2006 11:17 am

The Whore of 7h1r733n

Fap.
The Whore of 7h1r733n

Report | 10/19/2006 6:47 pm

The Whore of 7h1r733n

"The word of the day is 'legs.'
Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
lawl, I've actually had that one used on me.
The Syphilis Fairy

Report | 10/18/2006 5:27 pm

The Syphilis Fairy

You're a loser.
n00b.
Pink Poptart Boi

Report | 10/18/2006 5:23 pm

Pink Poptart Boi

To play with, duh.
rolleyes
I mean, srzly. I thought everyone knew that.
The Whore of 7h1r733n

Report | 10/17/2006 5:14 pm

The Whore of 7h1r733n

lawl@j00
hahaBROKENhaha

Report | 10/16/2006 6:57 pm

hahaBROKENhaha

150 people die, and you're already calling world destruction?
OVERREACTOR, FTL
.orgy.whore.

Report | 10/16/2006 6:14 pm

.orgy.whore.

lawl.
I hafta agree with you. <3
The Syphilis Fairy

Report | 10/15/2006 1:46 pm

The Syphilis Fairy

My parents barely know how to type.
I have no such problems.
B)

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I'm a mule.[/color:b44d912ea0]
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But, don't be afraid.[/color:b44d912ea0]
I don't bite very hard.[/color:b44d912ea0]
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