My Friend's
Kyoko and Tsuna
TITSER: JUAN! Late ka na naman! Lagi na lang! Feeling mo bright ka!! Ok, tignan natin, who's our national hero?JUAN: Jose Rizal mam!TITSER: leche! nakatsamba ang bobo!... JUAN: Eh ikaw mam, kilala mo si Maria?TITSER: Hindi, sino siya?JUAN: Yan kasi, puro ka aral, kabet yan ng asawa mo.!
Juan: b-day ng asawa ko.Pedro: ano regalo mo?Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya....P: ano naman sinabi?J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.P: ano binigay mo?J: Baraha.
Graduation.BF: Paggraduate natin pakasal na tayo.GF: Pano pag hindi ako nakagraduate?BF: Sige ka, maghahanap ako ng iba, hehe joke lang.... Tapos na graduation di nakagraduate si boy.BF: Congrats, sorry di ako nakagraduate. (dala ang ring)GF: So? kala mo kung sino kang magaling bobo ka naman pala.BF: will you marry me?GF: ayaw ko sa loser!BF: salamat & congratz, napaka bobo ko nga siguro, lalona nung pinagpalit ko ang testpaper nating dalawa. : '(
BOY: May aaminin ako sayo.GIRL: Ano?BOY: Mahal kita!BOY: Why di ka na reply?BOY: Papakamatay ako!... BOY: Hawak ko na kutsilyo! isasaksak ko na!( patay na si BOY )GIRL: Nakatulog ako, sorry po. Mahal din kita!GIRL: Uyy, ui! Still there?
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Boy: I name my things after you smile
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Ummm..my watch, pillow...
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Girl: Haha, awww thats sweet smile
Boy: And one more important thing..
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart♥
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no more grades, no more pencils,
no more sharing/using stencils,
no more reading, no more books,
no more teachers dirty looks,
so when we hear that final bell,
we drop our books and run like hell!!
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