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"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)" lyricsEmail  Print 











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"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"





Beelzeboss





[Beelz] I am complete!





[Both] ********!





[Beelz] yes you are ********, s**t out of luck


now I'm complete and my c**k you will suck


This world will be mine and you're first in line


you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!





[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!


you ********


we challenge you to a rock off!


give us one chance to rock your socks off





[Beelz] ********, ********, ********


the demon code prevents me


from declining a rock off challenge


what are your terms? what is the catch?





[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry a** back to hell.


and also you will have to pay our rent





[Beelz] And what if *i* win?


[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...


[KG] What?


[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,


[KG] What the ******** are you talking about?


[JB] to be your little b***h.


[Beelz]


Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha ha


I'm the devil i love metal!


Check this riff it's ******** tasty


I'm the devil i can do what i want,


whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,


there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost


i cant wait to take Kage back to hell


I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel


I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel





[JB] No!


c'mon Kage bring the thunder


[KG] there's just no way that we can win,


that was a masterpiece.


[JB] listen to me


[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man


[JB] goddamn-it Kage,


he gonna make you his sex slave,


you're gonna gargle mayonnaise


[KG] no


unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.


[KG] dude, we've been through so much s**t,


[JB] deactivated lasers with my d**k


[BOTH] now its time to blow this ******** down!


[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down


[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down


[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown


[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town


[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this ******** down


[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down


[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down


[KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown


[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,


we know your weakness our rocket-sauce


we rock the casbah, and blow your mind


we will defeat you, for all mankind


you hold the scepter,


we hold the key


you are the devil,


we are the D [18x]





[Beelz]


You guys are ********' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.


Taste my lightning ********!





[Tenacious D:]


[JB] NO!





[Beelz]


ow! ********!


My ********' horn!


oh no!





[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,


until you are complete again





[Beelz]


No! ******** you Kage and ******** you Jables!


I'll get you Tenacious D! 











[Thanks to Bridget (msalyssabrody@aim.com) for these lyrics]


[Thanks to courtney, Chris, bbadger7@hotmail.co.uk, Dustin Salmon, Keith, Mellisa, John Molyneux, Boyd Garrett, bnash, Jack, Kelley for correcting these lyrics]





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