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KITTY, NOOOO!
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"Kitty!! Kitty! Get back here right this moment with that... what IS that?! "(Kitty jabs me in the cheek, startling me from my sleep.) stare
" Mreow." she states flatly, her bright golden eyes half lidded in a look of boredom. stare
"Oh! Kitty... I was having a bad dream. gonk I was dreaming that we were trying to win a ton of gold, and we did, then suddenly, you turned on me. You were wearing leather and had a whip." (I shiver so badly, burning_eyes falling from the bed) "Then... then Kitty, you hit me with the whip and snatched the gold sack from me, then hijacked a train and ran off to some magical land made of cupcakes and cookies...!!" (drool slips from the corner of my mouth landing on my nightie, staining the silken fabric) redface
"Mew.." (Kitty states flatly again, a look of boredom on her fuzzy little face) stare
"Don't be so smug, Kitty. So listen listen.... then after you ran off to this place, you hopped into this throne made of marshmallows and ordered all of the candy people to build you a huge shrine of catnip, completed with Green House and irrigation system. Very elaborate really, Kitty." (she licks her paws a moment then looks back to me half listening.) confused
"Then! I showed up, riding an elephant... which didn't fall through the fluffy angel hair pathway some how.. but any way... I was dressed like Joan of Arc, in full body armor. You came down from the thrown and we had a SWORD FIGHT KITTY! rofl A FREAKING SWORD FIGHT!!" (I jump from the floor flailing my arms around.
"Mower?" question
"Who won? Oh... you did... but that's beyond the point Kitty..." (Kitty snorts) cool
"But then.. I was taken prisoner and locked away in a white room with a jacket put around me, buckles and locks everywhere!!! No color DUKE, NO COLOOOORS!!" crying (I freak, pulling at my hair)
"Mew merow mow merow mekka mow..." (Kitty says gently, gesturing a paw about the stiff, white, plain room, then to the white jacket chained around my body. And I could swear she was grinning a cheshire grin.) ninja
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"KITTY NOOOOO!!!" gonk
Hmm, well let us see. First, I would gather up all of the gold into a large pink, polka dotted duffle, tie my cat to my head, and board a train to anywhere. (Poor little kitty, screaming and clawing) On the train, Kitty would get loose and run amuck, taking over the controls. (Yes Kitty's driving the train, she's magical) I'd fall asleep, of course, hugging tightly to the pink, polka dotted duffle, only to rouse a few hours later.
Kitty taps me with her paw, (I swat and groan, 10 more minutes of course) and points out of the window. There I find a bright, colorful place, unlike anything on Earth, my eyes growing widen nearing the force of popping from my head. (Kitty snickers and walks out) We step from the train, the ground would be made of marshmallows, and... and... Kitty? (Mreow...) Ah yes, Cinnamon.
We'd move forward, following a bright smooth path of spun angel hair. (the colors Duke the COLORS!) Coming upon a large castle, Kitty and I run toward it. (Kids don't try this at home) Two tall... figures step forward, right out of the wall, holding magical sparkling septors and look directly at Kitty and I. (Uh... not sure if they even had faces...)
Kitty speaks up, "Mreow mew meww mow mow. Mer wow mekka mer merow mow." Some how, gaining us entry. (I was absolutely horrified!) We would step on, gold jingling at my side.
Inside the castle, the walls were made of Cinnamon Grahm Crackers and chocolate... (Of course I licked them...) We would soon come upon a grande ballroom, a crowd of villagers there, spinning about in colorful twirly circles. Reds, blues, yellows, greens! All colors! And then.... I'd see it. A throne, but it wasn't the throne that would shock me.. It'd be the thing in the throne.
I'd step closer and closer, my eyes widening again, (one actually popped out until Kitty popped it back in.) taking in the words on the sign that sits upon the throne.
*****FOR SALE*****
My heart will leap from my chest, and I will toss the gold on the floor of the Grahm Cracker, chocolate castle and take my place as Queen!!!! (Rightfully of course)
*****
"Mrow! Mew meew merowmrow!" Kitty shouts.
"What? Oh they meant here? What would I DO WITH THE GOLD HERE? Oh..." she looks about her kitchen and down at the puddle on the floor. "I'd buy a new fridge."
^^ - Zoe