Darkmuffin91

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Last Login: 09/19/2019 11:40 pm

Gender: Male

Location: Rio Linda, CA

Birthday: 04/22/1991

Occupation: Failing at life. (ie.: high school)

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My name is David, and I have a tendency of being too dependent. I am an entertaining person apparently, yet people seem to think that's all there is to me. While I strive to make other people happy, and I found the easiest medium for that is to entertain them, make them laugh, make an idiot out of myself to make somebody feel better. That is anything but who I am. Most of my life has been an act, a fake. I am not as happy as I may appear to be, but I'll be damned if I don't try to be, so I fake it. I am far more emotional, compassionate, overdramatic, and feminine than pretty much any guy you will ever meet. I used to hate pretending to be someone I'm not, but there's not many people who get to see the true side of me, and by many, I mean pretty much just sara... but that's a whole different story. I am one of those girly guys that have mostly girls as friends, but I'm not a player or even anything close. I've only ever had one girlfriend and that was almost 4 years ago now I think. I hate men (including myself) and that's all there is to it, I can't stand them, they're (in general) liars, assholes, sex-crazed, narcissistic, competitive, and will do pretty much anything to get laid. That's the exact opposite of what I want to be, and thusly, that's the exact opposite of what I am. I gave up on relationships one hell of a long time ago, anyway. I don't really have a chance with anyone I like, nor do I really think I'm worth anyone else's time, though I'm really trying to build at least a little bit of self-respect and an ego, but it's hard when so many things go wrong and I'm the only one to blame. I'm too compassionate for my own good, if I saw an injured dog across a busy street, you'd better believe I'd run through traffic to save it. This translates to humans, too, of course. If some random person messages me on MySpace or something about how they've been having a bad day, damn right I'm gonna take time out of my day to soothe their pain. It's hard to explain myself in a small page of text, I am simply me, though I may not act like it, if you get to know me well enough, you may get to know the real me. Not even my brother, like my favorite person in the world, knows me as more than what I make myself appear to be. And a lot of people seem to think I'm gay, though I don't really blame them, because I am rather feminine and do a lot of things most people would consider very gay, but trust me, I'm not. I hate men more than most women.

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Nightshade342 Report | 03/24/2009 5:11 pm
Nightshade342
Your avi looks Retarded lol
AlterEc0 Report | 01/20/2008 10:43 am
AlterEc0
woo! i finally just got my internet back from moving
Nightshade342 Report | 01/15/2008 12:31 am
Nightshade342
IHARTYOOTOODAVID :I lol
kaylafornia Report | 01/14/2008 7:06 am
kaylafornia
i don't hate you because you're white.



ilikeit. =O
Nightshade342 Report | 01/12/2008 11:31 am
Nightshade342
Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,

Being a pirate is alright to be,

Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,

You are a pirate!



(spoken)You are a pirate!

(crowd)Yay!



We've got us a map, (a map!)

To lead us to a hidden box,

That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)

And buried deep away!



We'll dig up the box, (the box!)

We know it's full of precious booty!

Burst open the locks!

And then we'll say hooray!



(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)



(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.

If you love to sail the sea,

You are a pirate!



(spoken)Weigh anchooor!



Yar har, fiddle di dee,

Being a pirate is alright with me!

Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,

You are a pirate!

Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,

dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!

Hang the black flag

At the end of the mast!

You are a pirate!



Hahaha! (Yay!)



We're sailing away (set sail!),

Adventure awaits on every shore!

We set sail and explore (ya-har!)

And run and jump all day (Yay!)

We float on our boat (the boat!)

Until its time to drop the anchor,

Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)

Until we sail again!



(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.

If you love to sail the sea,

You are a pirate!



Laaaand ho!



Yar har, fiddle di dee,

Being a pirate is alright with me!

Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,

You are a pirate!



(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,

Wherever you go!



(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,

You are a pirate!



(spoken)Hahahahaa!

You're a pirate!
Nightshade342 Report | 01/08/2008 10:52 pm
Nightshade342
ADD ME DAVID its james p.
kaylafornia Report | 01/08/2008 10:44 pm
kaylafornia
Hahahaha. OMG. David. ******** hilarious. I can't beat that. You win at life. xD
Panicey Report | 01/07/2008 6:25 pm
Panicey
I know DDD=. I still can't believe you left Brandon and I for Jared and Seamus!!! I'm offended DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD=
kaylafornia Report | 01/06/2008 4:50 am
kaylafornia
Psh. I'm a zombie in disguise. If you knew, it'd be pointless.



duh.
Panicey Report | 01/05/2008 4:04 pm
Panicey
David DDD=.



Break is almost over DDDDDDDDDD=.



Oh well, at least we get to pet Brandon again ;D.
 

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