Random Quotes/jokes
-Leonardo "TMNT"
Wise man say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
-Michaelangelo "TMNT"
I Love Being A Turtle
-Michaelangelo "TMNT"
I don't think it's loaded kid.
-Raphael "TMNT"
Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?...Yeah, I'm crazy Leo Alright? I'm loony, Okay?
-Raphael "TMNT"
Question: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
-Donatello "TMNT"
uh, guys, I don't know if, structurally speaking, if this is such a good time for your buddies to be dropping in...
-Donatello "TMNT"
I have always liked... Cowabunga.
-Splinter "TMNT"
[Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
-Michaelangelo "TMNT"
man! and I thought salesmen were very pushy
-Michaelangelo "TMNT"
I made a funny.
-Splinter "TMNT"
Can we keep her?
-Michelangelo "TMNT"
Random outbursts
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