About
Non fui, non sum, non curo.
Yes, I wouldn't expect too terribly much from me, or my profile. [If it's an extension of myself, then it must be at least as lazy and as unmotivated as I am.
I like talking to new people. So feel free to PM me.
That would be all fine and dandy if I weren't an elitist b***h.
But don't let that turn you off! =D
Despite public opinion, I have good points.
- Like normal people, I like a lot of things. Fireworks, sunbathing, fruit, icons, sarcasm, stripes, rock in any fashion, late night talk shows, mockumentaries, snowcones, and air conditioning among them. I have a multitude of fetishes, subjects including: boxers, Demyx, black-and-white color schemes, sunflowers, and baseball bats.
- Like normal people, I dislike a lot of things. Pressure from higher-ups, country and rap music, as well as politics, humidity, Southern accents, and celebrities wearing black nail polish. I will never forgive society for this heinous crime. And bugs. [Don't give me that "spiders aren't bugs" s**t! D:< They look like bugs, and I hate them just as much!]
- I'm gender confused. Don't let that fool you: I know I'm a girl. But I do crossplay, and crossplay only, so I get to say that I'm gender confused. It starts amusing conversations. Is this really a good point?
- I'm really not as cutthroat as I seem. I'm worse If you're polite or funny, then you're bound to win me over at some point.
- Half the time, I choose not giving a damn over doing something about it. Were we surprised?
- I'm easily, easily startled. The real "twitchy b***h."
- I don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. Which leaves me essentially single. I shouldn't care, and it shouldn't bother me so much. But, of course, it does. This makes me predetermined-ly biased against couples, bitter, and more or less likely to be suspicious of everyone. Gosh darn! She's a real catch, aintchee?
- Speaking of which, I'm not a homophobe. What does that have to do with anything? I don't know. But I'm not. I'm pretty tolerant of pretty much everything-- race, religion, political views, sexuality... anything. As long as people don't try to change my opinion or force theirs on me, I don't care.
- I really am a terrible pervert.
- At times, it feels like I'm a slave to my emotions. Other days, I'd push the fat guy off the bridge to stop the train and save the five workers down below without a blink. It's not that hard to tell what my mood is, I think. No one's ever made a comment about it, so I can't really tell. I don't know myself terribly well. Better than you, chances are
- I'm biased like nobody's business, and hold grudges.
- I write fanfiction. Probably more than I should. Currently, with switching from Windows to a Mac, my plans for submitting stuff to FF.net have been completely derailed. But I'm getting there, slowly.
- Apparently, I have a strong sense of aesthetics. Nevertheless, I like shallow things, dream shallow dreams, and are quite shallow once you scrape deep enough. I'm an oxymoron whore, and I'm sure you've picked that up.
- I have health problems.
- I have a tendency to hate people that I don't know. But my first impressions are often wrong, so I wouldn't put too much stock in that last statement.
- I'm a giant fan of irony.
- At times, it may seem like I have a life. Don't let this fool you. I've got less of a life than anyone else I know. I enjoy being a recluse. But being a recluse leads one to do a lot of napping and reading and sunbathing and more napping. So I'm not on all the time, which probably will end up inconveniencing a lot of people. But God knows I'm a selfish b***h, and people are rarely ever dependent on me. So the world should remain relatively unaffected.
- Who the ******** cares what Chuck's secret is?! D:<
Journal
Can You Repeat the Question?
I don't have a real journal, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money.
Signature
[strike:7f4925299d]Crikey![/strike:7f4925299d]
A signature in it's wild habitat! [/size:7f4925299d]
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