About

www.facebook.com/danodanz

I'm Dan, 19 years old, charismatic and damn good looking!

Unlike about the majority of this website, I'm not a stupid anime obsessed stuck up my own a** freak who takes too much pride in correcting and being extra critical about other peoples grammar.

I'm also not one of them all talk, no walk suicide people, life's not that bad, just because the "Hawt guy" across the road doesn't like you don't start writing suicide notes, and posting it all over the web, odds are the "hawt guy" in question don't want the burden of your sulking, furthermore they're probably not gay or interested in dudes that look like girls.

Anywhooooo,

onto the brighter things.

I live in a little town in England named Plymouth, and have a good life. I've been in a relationship for well over a year now, something which in the past would be a complete foreign concept to me. I used to be major popular and known as a party animal until I actually realised the people seemingly obsessed with me, I didn't really like em that much, as they were only fun when either one of us were drunk.

Oh my goodness I'm sounding like a negative little s**t on this profile so far, lets get as positve as a sluts pregnancy test.

I'm an ambitious lil b*****d, and I've been the lead singer of a band, part of a failed horror movie, and now trying to break into publishing.

I also make podcasts with my best friend............ Dan, check them out!

They're not actually done yet but they will be

My confidence has sky rocketed in the past 5 years, being taken from a low self esteam lil dweeb into... Well myself!

Random facts of me!

I've got 5 tattoos!
A tribal one on my arm,
star around my elbow
"Danzo" on my left shoulder (drunk!)
heartagram on my right shoulder (drunk!)
smily face on my chest (ohhh yeah baby... drunk!)

I've dyed my hair 15 times!
which is why 8 out of 10 people think I'm gay (Statistics just made up)

I CAN go out of my way just to make people happy and probably will.
I absolutely fear going bald, and Mannequins randomly

Alcohol seems to make me lose all aspects of shame
running naked in the street will proove that, but seemed quite a glorious moment
I love sleep, but I have insomnia, so that contradicts itself.
I once had to write an essay about myself in a GCSE and ended up writing 7 and a half pages

I'm absolutely awesome at cooking.

I'm absolutely awesome at Volleyball

I'm absolutely awesome at back chatting
which most people don't look to proudly at

I'm absolutely awesome at sex

I'm absolutely awesome in general

Get to know me, either I'll love you or you'll love me smile