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IMMT'S BELLY BUTTON SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS'S d**k!!!-just kidding...well not really...no no i'm kidding...but really i'm not...what a dilemma, hurt someone's feelings or tell the truth?..................OK OK fine, it doesnt smell like bigfoot's d**k.................................................................it smells much worse.
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As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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- Thoughts and experiences that Jack Handy and I have in common.
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Me.
When.
You.
Realize.
The.
World.
Is.
Fake.
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I.
May.
Have.
Different.
Emotions.
But.
One.
Thing.
I'm.
Not.
Is.
Fake.
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Everyone.
Needs.
A.
Timm.
In.
Thier.
Life.
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