I can not seem to get into my old account for some strange stupid reason so this is the account I am using this until then. My original accounts name is xXxThe_Sin_Eater_666xXx. So if any of you still want to chat and all with meh message me here lolz. Donations to this account would be very helpful seeing as how I have totally NOTHING!
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- Jessica a.k.a. Taco Salad lives somewhere over the rainbow in a land far far away.
- Do NOT ask her how her friends came up with the nickname Taco Salad because she has NO idea.
- Is
afraid scared to death of the colour PINK
- Is a rabid, obsessed yaoi fangirl. Just ask anyone I know.
- Has always wanted a Girow (Giraffe Cow = Girow)
- Has 3 dogs (A border collie/shepard mix, a terrier/lab mix and a Staffidsure Terrier), and one snake (Ball Python).
- Has anger problems, needs to get over them.
- Will do anything for her friends.
- Will not except random friend requests
- Has a strange obsession with Marilyn Manson
- Is in LOVE with Blink 182 and The Offspring
- Favorite comedians are Nick Swardson, Stephen Lynch, Jeff Dunham, and Gabriel Isglesias in that order.
- Has the bestest friends. Morgan, Sara, Lauren, and Ker-bear or a.k.a. Ding-Dong. xD
- Is trying to learn the ways of football.
- Has broken her pelvis bone twice. Once from skateboarding and the other from falling on her kitchen tile.
- Favorite colours are Silver/Gray, Lime Green, Electric Blue, and Black
- Favorite movie is either Moulin Rouge or House of 1,000 Corpses. She hasn't decided yet
- Knows that those are the two strangest movies to fight over for favorite.
That is all Taco Salad can think of at the moment of herself
You are a Don't ******** With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at
SemeUke.com, or find merchandise
here.
Likes
Role Playing
Cussing
Hanging with friends
Pulling pranks on stupid teachers all teachers
Writing poetry and songs
Music
Storms
Horror movies
Tomatoes (I mean come on now, is it a fruit or a vegetable here people?!)
Dislikes
Most people on this Earth, have to get on my good side in the beginning or...yeah just leave me the hell alone
Pink
Golden Retrievers (Long story)
People who think their better then everyone else
Bright colours
The sun
Any source of light
Shopping
Quotes Jess Loves
'Put down that T...Aw ******** it man. Where's the chips...dude. Don't drink that last Mountain Dew mother ********. I'm bong man' -Stephen Lynch
'There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and DAAAAAMN!' -Gabriel Iglesias
'You so ugly your mom had to tie a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.' -Will Smith
'Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question 'Yes' is the answer -anonymous
'You are from a perfect world, One that threw me away' -Marylin Manson
'Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you' -Wally Amos
'There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.' -Nelson Mandela
'Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.' -William Dement
'Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.' -Rabbi Julius Gordon
'When life gives you lemons, make Orange juice and make life wonder how the ******** you did it' -My newest friend Dylan

Total Value: 829,972 Gold
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Item List:
Frostbite Blade
White Stripes Torso Tattoo
White Stripes Right Arm Tattoo
White Stripes Left Arm Tattoo
Radiant Prism
Kelp o' th' Loch
Enchanted Book 6th Gen.
Blue Body Dye
Elemental Wings
White Space Girl Bikini Top
Radiant Prism
Picolitrosso's Urn 5th Gen.
Inari's Beads
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