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Here is a funny joke.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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AND NOW! THE ALL NEW REAL LIFE CRAP!
Alright, so some people hive bullets that have Name, Age, etc. etc. While others just go out on a ramble. And rambling seems more fun so....
My name is ____ _______ __________ (Exact characters)
I am not going to tell you because people I don't want to know my name, are looking at this right now. -Darts eyes- Umm... I'm about 15 almost 16, Driving YAY! I play music, mainly on the trumpet, but I can play piano pretty well. I am lazy and I don't have a job. I have a uber (really) high metabolism, so I eat all day and lose three pounds. I use this site to capture children and eat them. I use this site to do literate RolePlays. I am like 5'4"-5'6" (I Haven’t gotten a physical recently, so I don't know for sure.) I am like 102lbs (With a margin of 5, because my weight changes alot.) I am a sophomore. (Stupid Freshmen, HAHA I CAN FINALLY SAY THAT!) I am really good at math, but I absolutely fail at English. (Really weird for a literate RolePlayer, eh?) Sé un poco español. (I know a little Spanish.) *BREAK IN PAGE FOR LOOKS!*
The only chanels I like on TV are Fox, TBS, FX, Comidy Central, Discovery Chanel, Bravo, Animal Planet, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Game Show Network, MTV, MTV2 and VH1.
Umm the best comedians are, Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Carlos Mancia, Ryan Styles, Wayne Brady, and Collin Mockery.
I could go on forever, so I think I will. Just kidding. I love you all. If you want to know more about wonderful me, just send me a PM and I will go into so much detail, you could tell me how many taste buds I have.
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Have you ever wanted more than one multimedia, only you want to keep your cool old school profile. You don't matter here, so I have. Anyway, these are the other videos that are oh so close to winning a my heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzetVeIS8Fk ~ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MtHvcespM ~ Dee Dee Dee Song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sDyVAUb8xE ~ Addicted to YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCVZozHTG8 ~ Pancakes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4NEbU_YkZw ~ Sheep Are Fluffy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtd0k8_8hY ~ Weird Al Yankovich - The Saga Begins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tmfMgAzY8 ~ "The Weird Al Show" Opening Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_l4SQTmL3E ~ Mulan - I'll Make A Man Out Of You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKoZvy1Km2U ~ They Might Be Giants - Dr. Worm
P.S. If you think you have a cool video, send me the link, maybe it will get into my profile.
Crazy S.
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