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first....i will talk about the thing that i know the least about...myself....er....i like pie i guess...ok,screw this...TIME FOR BULLET POINTS!!!
i like-
-music (other wise known as moosic!)
-cows
-monkeys (especially when they are re-enacting the movie sleepy hollow!)
-pie
-your mom! (just kidding...i'm straight as a board!but my mind is twisted like a pipe cleaner!)
-erm....books
-playing the flute (working my way up to the piccolo!)
-umm....being random and hanging out with my random friends!
-panic! at the disco (of course!)
-the nightmare before christmas (and basically every other tim burton movie....especially sleepy hollow!)
-alice in wonerland (the book and movie!)
i hate-
-your face (just kidding...or am i?)
-the album american idiot...it's ok....just too over played
-people that think that labels are for people (THEY'RE FOR SOUP CANS!!!NOT PEOPLE!!!)
-erm....my english teacher (pm me for more info...)
-my p.e. teacher (pm me for more info....)
-moving to different houses (i do that a lot!)
-******** stupid people! (like you!)
-queen (the band...sorry people,but i hear it too much from my friend abby!)
-reading logs (i hate you mr.covington!!he's my english teacher...)
-people poking me (just because i poke them a hell of a lot doesn't give them the right to poke me
smile just kidding)
-so called "popular" people....sorry....wait...NO I'M NOT!!!
-steven speilburg (i don't know how to spell his last name,so sue me!)
ok i have decided that i will put a news report that actually talks bout what the people want to hear so here it goes!!!
ROCKIN' NEWS REPORT!
first i shall introduce my "put that in your crack pipe and smoke it" portion....this contains my theories about thing that matter...today's topic:
SKITTLES!!!
they will truly be our down fall!they rain from the freakin' sky!one day we will slip on them,fall,and break our necks!we will die because of skittles!we can also choke on them!think about that and while your doing that....put that in your crack pipe and smoke it....
next:sucky albums
WORSHIP JAMZ!!!!
that album is the worst ever!it is seriously ******** up an that is all that i have to say about it!
next:ultimate burns
YOUR MOM!!!
YOUR FACE!!!
YOUR GRANDMA!!!
and even (dare i say it...)
YOUR OTHER RANDOM FAMILY MEMBERS!!!
that will be all....wait....IT'S STUPID JOKE TIME!!!
ok....why can't you hide a dalmation?
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becuase they're always spotted!!!
i must thank anthony padilla and ian hecox of smosh.com for that joke....it's featured in their awesome video entitled "Die Smoshing Ep.1" you should seriously check it out!pm me for a link!
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