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MY QUEST: (must get.) [do you like it?]
Total Value: 55,207 Gold
After Exclusions: 28,157 Gold
[Item Information]
Item List:
Holy $#17
Pink Stripes Head Tattoo
Crazy Cool Starman Neckerchief
Green Holographic Eyepiece
Iced Sugarplum Puff Sleeves
Pink Stripes Left Arm Tattoo
Pink Stripes Right Arm Tattoo
Lichen Tundra Boots
Pink Scott Socks
Stone Gauntlets
Ballerinas Circlet
Lime Sparkle Empire Dress
Ni hao! Wo de Zhongwen ming zi Ka Li. Wo shi Meiguo ren. Wo bu chi yu rou. Wo xi huan Zhongwen. Ni ne?
YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED
THE
CONOLATAMER'S
PROFILE
THE
CONOLATAMER'S
PROFILE
FYI; WHAT IS A CONOLA?
Once apon a time, Tamer was at her dear friend, Shadohart's, house. They were eating dinner. The kind of butter they had was Canola Harvest. (there is also Canola Oil). So, Tamer asked Shadohart's father what a Canola was, he made up this whole long story:
(LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK)
A canola is a small furry woodland creature that lives in Canada. It has long legs so it can charge you. It's illegal to "herd" them but you must do so to get their oil. To get their oil you either squeeze them or you scare them. So, after a while, with Tamer's facination with the Canola's she became the "Canola Whisperer" (for she is fluenet in their language), then a "Canolaette" (which is a deformed type of Canola- half human) and then... the "Canola Tamer". (She changed it to Conola because that's just all around cooler.) Well, Shadohart's dad can't keep his story striaght, you can't hunt Canola's but he has a Canola coat. And, so on and so forth. So stop asking me what it is.
Shads and Cono
Random Funny s**t
<3 If you're intrested in time travel, meet me last Thursday.
<3 MOVIES: ruining books since 1920
<3 DEATH- our nations number one killer
<3 Doctor McNinja. Look it up.
<3 Rock is dead. [paper killed it]
THE CONOLATAMER ALSO ENJOYS READING. Some of these books include;
-The Wereling
-Twilght
-New Moon
-Eclipse
-Breaking Dawn
-SWEEP
-Crank
-Glass
-Angels and Demons
-Uglies
-Pretties
-Specials
-Extras
-Treasure at the Heart of the Tanglewood
-Lord of the Rings
-The Hobbit
-Inkheart
-Negima!
-Cell
-A Wrinkle in time
-Wind in the Door
-A Swiftly Tilting Planet
-If Life's a Bowl of Cherries What am I doing in the pits?
-Gossamer
-The Rowan
-The Other Ones
-Kerosene
-Storm Thief
-Heartbeat
-Seize the Night
-The Farsala Trilogy
-Intensity
-Dandelion Wine
freebie from Kaname423 Thanks^^
Currently in love with the movie 'Fight Club'.
THE CONOLATAMER'S ANIMAL(S)
DRAGON- CYANIDE
WATER MEAT- SCRIBBLES
OWLS- SARAH,PERCY, AND BILL (from the children's book 'Owl Babies')
HAMMI HAT- LEA
DEAD RAT HAT- PAULA
LOVEBIRD- ZAZIE
NARWHAL- KAYRA
[http://tinyurl.com/2kw8ug]
THINGS TO REMEMBER;
-'u' is not a pronoun
-Don't be a silky boy- because we all know that silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.
-Donate to the Conolatamer- just like all these other wonderful people.
Shadohart heart heart Royal Pimpin' Hat and more!~Ice.Kiki~ heart fairy wings (really to Shadohart)
The_Bartner heart various gold and items
Blackwing Rose heart black skeleton shirt & WTF Hat heart
YourGuts_I_HateEm heart 10500 gold heart
Freebie by: Doofusmaximus
Now, to prove that, you too, have gotten some brain damage from reading the Conolatamer's overly long profle- LEAVE A COMMENT
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Conolatamer's journal that she'll never write in.
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To assume makes an a** of 'u' and me.
[b:2b04d85bcf]CoNoLaS qUeSt![/b:2b04d85bcf]
~Please come submit!!!~
Thank you Shad!! heart
MY DRAGONS NAME IS CYANIDE
MY WATER MEATS NAME IS SCRIBBLES[/align:2b04d85bcf]
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