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Commissar White Report | 10/05/2008 5:17 pm: Isn't it though??
Commissar White Report | 10/04/2008 3:27 pm: HOL s**t!!! You is da mighty thor!
ballastatuz1 Report | 09/22/2008 6:22 pm: thanx for buyin man and it looks really good on ur avi ^^
SoulCookie Report | 09/21/2008 7:25 pm: Thanks! I drew it myself whee
Commissar White Report | 09/18/2008 7:25 pm: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!
Commissar White Report | 09/18/2008 7:10 pm: YOUR FACE! is for dinner.
Commissar White Report | 09/06/2008 11:21 pm: I dunno
How are you doing?
Commissar White Report | 09/06/2008 11:13 pm: RAWR!! YOU HAS SHUICHI HAIR!!!!
dolphinwarrior Report | 09/06/2008 10:59 pm: heheh first comment from me.. yesss feel the power
Commissar White Report | 09/06/2008 1:09 am: Yeah he did a bit of kicking a** and chewing bubblegum. Though I think he may of been out of gum,.

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True Heros Know In Their Bones
When They Die and Fall
Tis Best to Have Fought and Lost
Than Not Have Fought At All

About

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?
-Chaos Marines

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Name- name's Nigel, but please refer to me a Caiaphas or if you really want to be my friend kain
Age- 19
Occupation- College Student
Zodiac Sign(s)- [Chinese]Snake [Western Zodiac]Aries
Favorite Kind of Music- Techno/industrial death metal, rock, jazz, swing... pretty much anything if it sounds good.
Locale:northern hemisphere
Other- I am a furry, and a dragon at that. A dragon who happens to have fur instead of scales for the most part. Hes kind of scary looking (bad a** in my opinion) and he is in to some weird stuff, but like me hes not so bad once you get to know em.

On another note I drew that picture of him when I was nearly asleep watching a friend play through Bioshock. It might explain why the ears and horns are screwy looking but otherwise I'd say its a fairly good representation.

Sanity is for the weak!
-Cultists

Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.
-Hospitaller, Kingdom of Heaven

God wills it!
-Templars

MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!
-Khorne Berserker

Heres a gem I just made, sung to the tune of I'm a lumberjack

I'm a Commissar, and I'm okay.
I shoot my men when they don't Obey

Guardsmen :He's a Commissar, and he's okay.
He shoots his men when they don't Obey

I Hunt down orks, I punish sin.
I pray to the Emperor.
My men do justly fear me
when I punish the inferior.

Guardsmen: He Hunts down orks, he punishes sin.
he prays to the Emperor.
His men do justly fear him
when he punishes the inferior.

Guardsmen (chorus): He's a Commissar, and he's okay.
He shoots his men when they don't Obey

I shoot down elves. I do back flips.
I Like to indoctrinate.
I sometimes I sin on purpose
So I can punish my self.

Guardsmen : He shoots down elves. He dose back flips.
He Likes to indoctrinate.
sometimes he sins on purpose
So he can punish him self?!

Guardsmen (chorus): He's a Commissar, and he's okay.
He shoots his men when they don't Obey

I Hate the Tau. I Say blasphemies,
and mean things about saints.
Penance hurts so good,
I think I like Slaanesh.

Guardsmen: I Hate the Tau. I Say blasphemies,
and mean things about saints?!

Guardsmen (chorus): He's a Commissar, and he's okay.
He shoots his men when they don't Obey

He's a Commissar, and he's okay.
He shoots his men when they don't Obey

It's often been remarked that diplomacy is just warfare by other means. Our battles are no less desperate for being bloodless, but at least we get wine and finger-food.
- Tollen Ferlang, Imperial Envoy to the Realm of Ultramar, 564-603 M41

Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks.
- Osric the Loopy, planetary governor of Corania (appointed 756 M41, removed from office by the Officio Assassinorum 764 M41)

Diligence earns salvation.
- Administratum slogan

The Emperor's Eye is upon you.
- Administratum slogan

What is victory? Is it to defeat your enemy on the field of battle? Is it to simply repulse his armies and slay his misguided warriors? No, this is only the beginning!

True victory is to crush your foes utterly, to shatter his armoured legions and run down his fleeing troops as they scatter. Pursue them to their lairs and burn them out. Burst into his unholy temples, smash down his icons and topple his foul idols. Burn his heretical works and leave no stone upon stone. Slaughter his followers, their families and their livestock lest any of their taint remain. And when that is done, put the ruins to the torch.

Any that have dealt with them or given then succor must be obliterated, for memory is insidious and though you have crushed their will and their bodies they may yet return. Send warrior scribes to excise the records of their name, expunge their deeds from the annals of history and remove even the memory of your Foe's existance. Only then have you truly won.

That is the meaning of victory.
-Inquisitorial teachings

Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realize that you have no right to let them live.
- Exterminatus Extremis vol.XXXVIII

To be Unclean
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Impure
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Abhorred
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Reviled
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Hunted
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Purged
That is the fate of the Mutant
To be Cleansed
For that is the fate of all Mutants
-Extract from a Training Chant in the First Book of Indoctrinations

My My enemy's enemy is a problem for later. In the meantime, they might be useful.
- Inquisitor Quixos (attributed)

......."When in Deadly Danger...
........When beset by Doubt......
..........Run in little circles.........
.....Wave your arms and shout.
.........Fethfethfethingfeth"........

Popular saying among the young Commissars

There is no such thing as a plea for innocence in my court. A plea for innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.
- Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov

'Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win, if we die so it don't count as beat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always come back for anuvver go, see!'

-Anon

'They have only one purpose and there is nothing they will not do to accomplish this, no matter how vile or loathsome it might be. These abominations mean to destroy everything proud and noble, everything we hold dear and have fought so long to achieve.'

-Inqisitor Agmar on Tyranids

'A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death. A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor.'

-Cardinal Khrysdam, Instructum Absolutio

'Listen but closely Brothers, for my life's breath is all but spent. There shall come a time far from now when our Chapter itself is dying, even as I am now dying, and our foes shall gather to destroy us. Then my children, I shall listen for your call in whatever realm of death holds me, and come I shall, no matter what the laws of life and death forbid. At the end I will be there. For the final battle. For the Wolftime.

-Last words of Leman Russ, Primarch of the Space Wolves

'Through the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear.'

-Kargos Bloodspitter, Champion of Khorne

'We're the Death Korp of Krieg, son. Did you think that was just a pretty name? We never retreat. We fight and we die, that's the Krieg way.'

-Lieutenant Konarski at the Battle of Erebus, Tarsis Ultra

Gentlemen, I like war.
Gentlemen, I like war.
Gentlemen, I love war.

I like genocide.
I like blitzkrieg.
I like aggressive war.
I like defensive war.
I like sieges.
I like breaking through.
I like withdrawing.
I like cleaning up.
I like retreating.

In moors, on highways, in trenches, in plains, on tundra, in desert, on sea, in sky, in mud, in marshes, I love every aspect of war that takes place on this earth.

I like blowing away the enemy with the thunderous roar of a line of guns going off all at once. When an enemy is shot to pieces after being thrown high in the air, my heart dances.
I like crushing the enemy tank with the 88mm on our tanks. When I mowed down the enemy who fled screaming from the burning tank with an MG, my heart leapt.

I like it when infantry plow through the enemy's lines with their bayonets all in line.
I remember being moved when seeing new recruits, filled with panic, stabbing an already dead enemy again and again...

Seeing an escapee being strung from a lamppost in the street is unendurably exciting. Seeing a captive be thrown down with a piercing shriek as my own hand falls was spectacular.

When the pitiful resistance came bravely with their small firearms, and we destroyed them and a good chunk of the city with the 4.8 tonne bomb, I was at my height.

I like it when we are destroyed with the morning dew. It is a sad thing when the town one is supposed to protect is trampled, and the women and children violated and killed.
I like being squashed and destroyed by England and America's amount of material resources. Being followed by English and American forces and having to crawl around on the ground like a pesky insect is the ultimate disgrace.

Gentlemen, I desire a war that is like hell! Gentlemen, my companions in the battalion, who follow me...gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you desire war as well? Do you desire a war of no mercy? Do you desire a conflict that stretches the limits of iron, wind, lightning and fire to the limit, one that will kill all the crows on this planet?

[...]

We used all the strength in our bodies to clench our fists. But for us, who have waited and waited in the depths of this darkness for half a century, a mere war is not enough! It must be a great war! A whole-hearted great war! We are nothing more than a thousand remaining soldiers of a battalion, but I believe you are all veterans, each worth a thousand men. In that case, including me, we are a million and one strong.
Let us drive away those who have forgotten us, let us pull awake those who have fallen in their sleep. Let us pull them up by their hair and pry their eyes open and make them remember. Let us remind them of the taste of fear. Let us remind them of the sound of our military shoes pounding. Let us remind them that there are things between the earth and the sky which they would not even dream to be possible.
[...]
We will burn the world down.
[...]
Here we go, gentlemen.

Major Montana Max
Hellsing Vol.4