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MC GREY FIRE Report | 07/28/2008 4:57 am

crips for life b***h! go suck a d**k!

magician of the saylors Report | 06/14/2008 2:14 pm

ay yo long time no talk dawg.

Breeziella Report | 12/02/2007 5:30 am

hey long time no c.

Mylespimpin Report | 10/15/2007 6:37 pm

heyy wddahhh doooo

`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 10/09/2007 4:43 pm

roses are red



Lemons are sour



Open your legs and give me an hour







Kissing Is A Habit



******** Is A Game



Guys Get All The Pleasure



Girls Get All The Pain



10 Minutes Of Pleasure



9 Months Of Pain



3 Days In The Hospital



A Baby Without A Name



The Baby Is A b*****d



The Mother Is A Whore



This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!







Sex is like math



You subtract the clothes



Add the bed



Divide the legs



And Pray to god



You don't multiply







Roses are red



Grass is green



Open your legs



And I'll fill you with cream







Hickory dickory dock



This b***h was suckin my c**k



The clock struck two



I dumped my goo



And dumped her to the end of the block







Sex is good



Sex is fine



Doggy Style and 69



Just for fun



Or gettin paid



Everyone likes gettin laid







Sex is evil



Sex is a sin



Sins are forgiven



So stick it in!!!







you opened it so you are cursed for 5 yrs. you need to read it ENTIRELY!!







roses are nice



violets are fine.



i'll be the six



if you be the nine.







eat me



beat me



bite me



blow me



******** me



suck me



very slowly



if you like it



don't be sassy



use your tongue



and make it nasty!!







Send dis to 10 of yo friends including me, but if u dont u will have da worst sex life fa 10 yrs

`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/23/2007 5:25 pm

my name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. There was once alittle girl named Chelsey Mcaun. She was killed in1933, by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant.Those were the words spoken, and now you have read them...Anyonewho reads the chant will meet this small child. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep, she will suffacate you as she was suffacated.. Unless yousend thisto at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leaveyou be. Some guy read those w ords, yet he didn't believe it. So he didn't send it. The very next day, his parents found him lying DEAD on his bed "-

`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/19/2007 6:56 pm

WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP































































































































OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...































































































































MY NAME IS kity ...































































































































I AM 8 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES.































































































































I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS.































































































































I AM DEAD.































































































































IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED































































































































I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U































































































































THIS IS NO JOKE































































































































SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 12:00 p.m.































































































































SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU































































































































OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE































































































































AND SAY I LOVE YOU































































































































OR ASK YOU OUT































































































































BUT HERES THE CATCH,































































































































YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...































































































































YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME































































































































FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU

`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/19/2007 6:44 pm

OURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS WHORE""WHAT A NASTY .START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/19/2007 6:31 pm

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during a fire drill.































































































































































































































































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the police were called.































































































































































































































































They went down































































































































































































































































and brought up































































































































































































































































17 year old































































































































































































































































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body,































































































































































































































































her neck broken from































































































































































































































































hitting the ladder,































































































































































































































































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side concrete at the bottom.































































































































































































































































; The girls told everyone she fell...































































































































































































































































































































































































;They believed them.































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































FACT:

Breeziella Report | 08/14/2007 8:24 am

sup cmoney! havent talked 2 u in a long while, wut u been up 2? anyway it looks lik u neva on but hit me bac up iight!

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