This is Iggy. I found him behind a Burger King munching on old french fires. He has an IQ of 214, likes coffee-flavored chewing gum, and hates people in general. He'll chew on your hair and steal your seat, but he's too cute to stay mad at for long.
Here's a little survey for you I took the liberty of writing.
Please place a check near the letters corresponding to the various questions concerning your childhood if the answer is yes.
___a.) Did you eat paint chips?
___b.) Did you live under power lines?
___c.) Did you hit your head alot?
___d.) Did you inhale gas fumes?
___e.) Were you ever exposed to the energy emitted from the Almighty Orb of Severe Mental Retardation?
Thank you for your time, now sit back, have a cookie and enjoy the rest of your day. =3
Oh, and Chicky... I never claimed to come up with the idea, I just said that I agree with it and wish to carry it out. Next time you accuse me of not being creative I'll hollow out your abdomen with a cereal spoon, okay Pumpkin?
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