There was also this other time that I tried to eat fourteen pounds of raw gazelle meat after watching a Nature special on TV. I took the matter to court, where the judge issued a verdict of 'Get that possum out of my courthouse.' I told him it wasn't a possum, it was my lawyer, Snapjaws, at which point the security guard took me aside and slapped me some more for 'BLOCKEDsing up the court proceedings.' When I left, my lawyer bit me in the leg and ran away.
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