The banana’s active chemical, potassium has an LD50 of 90mg in test subjects (Human). Ingestion of potassium may cause unexpected changes in blood pressure, loss of eyeballs, and unexpected ceasing of brain functions. A disturbing trend of domestic goldfish abusing potassium has been recognized after 1327 BCE study concluded that recreational use could cause the goldfish to speak fluent Lebanese and produce a thick, yellow gopher-like milk transduction wave. Why you may ask? Conjecture points to dried cucumbers being an imposing influence on guppy youth
Pope molests self, and is offended when caught.
Whales dying off.
Oprah, still rich.
Oil stain spreads.
Sharks in Lake Michigan....
Klansman Senator dies.....finally.
Cheney makes yet another deal with devil. Like that's news.
And.....
Fat kids, still mad that they can't fit on Harry Potter ride at Disney World.
I say let them ride!
Nothing more entertaining than chubby kids flying through the air screaming, and sweating.
Cotton candy everywhere.....
God bless America!
Wait, still no sign of Jesus....
Dammit!
When 13 turns count 4, you will die from the curse.
If you wish to escape, there is but one way out.
To kill before you are killed: You will be saved by
the 12th death.
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