In my family, goodness is just badness that hasn't had a drink yet.
A salamander can grow a new tail in three weeks. My dad can score new tail in three minutes.
The most powerful person in your life is the one that knows all your secrets and all your lies.
The only way to tell my Dad something is to write it on a note, and tie it to a brick, and throw it through a window. Of course, now Dad's armed with a brick.
The normal make a living, the deranged make history.
Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm."
My father thrives on fear. You know the prayer 'If I should die before I wake'? I had it printed on my bed sheets.
Girls mature faster than boys. Yeah, a chick came up with that.
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

VINCENT
There's no gene for fate.
You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.
Blood has no nationality
Is the only way you can succeed is to see me fail?
They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore.
I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it.
It's funny, you work so hard, you do everything you can to get away from a place, and when you finally get your chance to leave, you find a reason to stay.
Jerome
I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream.