My name is Sam (short for Samantha, but if you call me that I will tear your head off) and somehow you have stumbled upon my profile.
You may call me Sammikins if you so desire.
There really is not much to say about me. I am
19 years old and I live in Indiana, unfortunately. I was actually born in Canada and am a Canadian citizen, so I have every right to complain bitterly about the rednecks who inhabit my town without being a hypocrite.
I'm an uber-grammar nazi.
It's my Canadian blood.
I'm a band geek. I play the clarinet, and I <3 marching band. :3
I like to be random.
I've had enough of these ******** snakes on this ******** plane.
I'm a nerd. :3 Don't believe me? Guess who went to a Star Wars Convention?
I can recite Monty Python and the Holy Grail in its entirety.
Everyone thinks I'm quiet, until they get to know me. Then the trick is getting me to shut up. I've been known to sing "99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall" on a schoolbus full of sleeping people at 1 in the morning.
I love New York City because it is amazing. In fact, I'm going to live there when I grow up.
I like Broadway musicals (in small doses).
I am `tres ticklish. Srsly. I scream.
I like video games. Don't we all?
I like knitting stuff. 'Specially crazy scarves.
I really like driving. It scares my parents when I do.
I have diagnosed myself with
obesophobia - the fear of gaining weight.
Yet I eat like a man. O.o
And chocolate is God.
I don't have a religion, and I don't want one.
I'm left-handed, so I'm special.
I'm an Aquarius.
I like Red Bull. It gives me wings.
I dislike clowns, ventriloquist dummies, and sock puppets.
I am 5'1 3/4", and apparently I'm not going to grow anymore.
I hate rhyming. Seriously. Ew.
Especially when you're trying to say something serious, and then you
rhyme...
******** sucks, man.
I'm an only child.
I love animals, and I was a vegetarian for over 2 years.
Unfortunately, I also love bacon and ribs.
I like to use big words sometimes to embellish my intelligence. I have an IQ of 131, according to the test I took. That's almost a genius.
Almost.
It's my ambition to move to New York City and be an ER doctor.
Yes, I am diabetic. No, that does not mean I can't eat sugar. So shut up.
That's my favorite emoticon -->
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Je parle francais, bitches.
Und Deutsch, because French wouldn't fit into my 11th grade schedule.
I am fluent in pig latin.
I can't swallow pills, so I have to crush them into itsy pieces, or take childrens' liquid s**t.
The most adorable thing ever is being kissed while you're talking. <33
I drink
BLACK COFFEE and I LIKE IT.
I like Star Wars. So sue me.
I'm in love.
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Penguins are my favorite animals. -hugs nearest penguin-
The words "amazing", "spiffy", "nifty", and "snazzy" are awesome sauce. You know it's true.
I believe in tarot cards and astrology and all that jazz.
I play on
EXPERT on Guitar Hero. You know you're jealous.
I'm special. Fear meh.
I have naturally curly hair!
As far as politics go...
-Cat is a democrat.
-Bush fails at life.
-She finds ultra-conservatives
a tad on the scary side.
-She supports gay marriage.
-She is pro-choice.
-She supports stem-cell research,
because it could potentially
rid her of diabetes.
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I have the most wonderful boyfriend. Even though we live three hours apart, we mean the world to each other, and I can't even describe in words how much I love him.
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My birthday is Valentine's Day, so everyone calls me a "valentine baby". If you do that, I will attack you.
And we don't want that.
MUSIC:
Avenged SevenfoldThe All-American RejectsLinkin ParkCold PlayAqualungQueenDeath Cab For CutieArctic MonkeysGreen DaySnow PatrolThe BeatlesMy Chemical RomanceThe FrayAFIAtreyuNirvanaWeezerCounting CrowsThe KillersJourneyKeaneModest MouseBarenaked LadiesMeat LoafYellowcardRed Hot Chili PeppersBostonJetFranz FerdinandThe CureEvenescenceKT TunstallRushPlaceboR.E.M.DisturbedHellogoodbyeMotion City SoundtrackThe RamonesSimple PlanMaroon 5The UsedCreedSavage GardenThe Rolling StonesThree Days GraceFall Out BoyDavid BowieHowie DayNo DoubtBreaking BenjaminRent soundtrackElton JohnTenacious DGoo Goo DollsWeird Al YankovicPanic! At The DiscoParamoreAnd a lot more that I can't think of right now...
I despiseRAPandCOUNTRY.
MOVIES I <3:
The Nightmare Before ChristmasStar Wars
RentShaun Of The Dead
Monty Python and the Holy GrailThe Breakfast Club
Napoleon DynamiteThe Phantom of the Opera
The VillageJurassic Park
Edward ScissorhandsPretty In Pink
About A BoyMarch of the Penguins
Harry PotterPirates of the Caribbean
Monty Python: The Meaning of LifeSigns
The Lake House <3Sixteen Candles
Independence DayJaws
The Princess BrideBack To The Future
Lord of the RingsHarold and Maude
Austin PowersAirplane
Little Miss SunshineHappy Feet
And, again, loads more that I can't think of at the moment.
--> I'm one of those annoying people who likes almost every movie she sees. :3 <--
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