CAPTAIN...Lee Sparrow, if you please.

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Last Login: 02/22/2010 8:02 pm

Registered: 02/20/2004

Gender: Female

Location: Me dad's ship. The Black Pearl...

Gimme a shout, aye?

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Behind the eyeliner...


My Yahoo! Messenger: honestly_dishonest_captain
My AIM (I'm never on): capt lee sparrow

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

I'm daft like Jack...<3<3

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Me? I'm dishonest,
and a dishonest man
you can always trust
to be dishonest.
[b:3e0b7d85ac]Honestly.[/b:3e0b7d85ac][/size:3e0b7d85ac][/color:3e0b7d85ac]

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Stella_Starwind Report | 10/27/2010 11:14 am
cool avi
Sheer Queen Attack Report | 10/24/2007 4:55 pm
sweet outfit



my fave jack quotes



Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.

Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.



Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...

Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh



Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.



Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!



Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.



Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?



Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!



Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?

Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.



Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?

Will Turner: I'd die for her.

Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.



Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.

[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]

Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.



Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?



Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.



Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.

Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".

Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.



Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?

Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.

Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.

Murtogg: I said no lies.

Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.

Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.

Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.



Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.







sweet idea!!
Shinji Matsuto Report | 04/17/2007 5:41 pm
heehe i like your avi~CHA!
Spooky Wasabi Princess Report | 10/29/2006 2:15 am
Kick-a** background!
Fai_Flowrite93 Report | 10/21/2006 6:05 am
I love your profile! especially the background.
Brokenredspirit Report | 08/31/2006 7:51 pm
cool profile.
music.is.alive Report | 08/28/2006 8:20 pm
Smexy background!^.^
I was wondering if you could/Would pm me?
If you want.I love Pirates and girls.....So yeah...
That was odd... :Blush: Well,Befor ei say anything else F**ked up.
Goodbye,My love~