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Well, since you came to my profile, please allow me to entertain you with the basics so you don't feel like this was a COMPLETE waste of your time.Name: Capodecina, aka Capo
Meaning: It's a rank of Italian mobster. I liked how it sounded and no n00bs seemed to have taken it, so I jumped on it.
Age: Older than minimum ToS cutoff and Younger than your daddy.
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight.
Marital Status: Single.
Ideal Girlfriend: Japanese or Filipina. Honestly though at this moment i'm not looking. -__-;
Ethnicity: Japanese.
Forums Status: Lurker (rarely posts)
Purpose on Gaia: CG Avatar Art.
Favorite Food: Japanese and Mexican.
Favorite Drinik: Tied Between Calpico and Jack Daniels Single Barrel
Favorite Band: D'espairs Ray
Anything Else: There's the comment button. Use it.
***FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS***
Q.: Are you REALLY Japanese?
A.: Yes.
Q.: Do you speak it fluently?
A.: Yes I do. However, I've lived mostly in the US therefore forgot a lot of kanji.
Q.: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU?
A.: Yes. I agree that you are an idiot who is using that over-killed meme because you have nothing better to do with your time. biggrin
Q.: How much do you charge for Avi Art?
A.: I'm just doing contest submissions at the moment. However, if you REALLY want my art that badly, you'll need to cough up at least 3mil to get me interested.
Q.: Is your art even WORTH that much?
A.: That's why I'm entering contests for now. I get to publish my art and showcase it to many individuals while winning some high-dollar prizes that you probably wouldn't give for a single piece of art anyway. I'll establish myself as a worthwhile artist and you end up with peace of mind knowing you aren't wasting your hard-earned gaia gold.
Q.: Would you do IRL commissions?
A.: No. I am a firm believer that the amount of hours I spend on a commission versus the dollar value for a live piece is far too drastic. I've seen insanely talented people only get $20~$80 for a single CG piece that may have taken that person DAYS or WEEKS to get done. If I get talented enough and have the proper materials to knock out a great piece of art within at most eight hours, then certainly I wouldn't mind starting IRL commissions.
Q.: How come you don't have a pic of your face online?
A.: Well let's see, I'll put this in list format of people I do NOT want seeing my face:
-internet forum wars,
-people hungry to hunt for pix of people they can make fun of or backtrack photoshare accounts to possibly find n***s of that person,
-ex-girlfriends and their boyfriends pissed that they're stuck with sloppy seconds,
-people under 18 thinking i'm cute
-fankids who swear on their virginity I look like "Sauce-Kay" (sasuke from naruto)
Q.: Then how do we know you're really Japanese?
A.: You don't. If you want to know that badly, then you should probably take a moment to reflect on WHY you want that information.
Q.: Do you drive a riceburner? Are you a ricer?
A.: Riceburner is a term for an import (Japanese, French, German, etc.) that is modified with things that're flashy, tacky, or ugly that serve no purpose other than to 'look cool' in the eyes of the owner. Neon underglow kits, giant tachometers, millions of stickers for parts you don't have, giant fartcan exhausts, ugly outdated bodykit, and a spoiler that looks more like it belongs on a shopping cart or part of a ladder than a part of a car.
I own a '92 Nissan 300zx that's a daily driven work car and a '73 Ford Mach1 fastback which is still just a shell with no engine. I'm currently restoring the car as a long-term project.
All modifications for both cars are strictly from dyno-proven and track-proven parts manufacturers. All modifications are also legal both on the state and federal levels.
A Ricer is a person who puts on crap modifications to further make his riceburner look tacky, while he/she pretends to be an actual RACER. This includes cutting people off in traffic, doing 'drift ATTEMPTS' in parking lots, and initiating in street races.
I do not condone such activity and should I see it, I immediately report it to the authorities. Each state has their own punishments for such, and my state will take away your license and crush your car in front of you. I like visiting and watching it happen. Therefore, NO, I am not nor will I EVER be a ricer.
Q.: ...that was a pretty big answer. protesting much?
A.: I just hate that those punk ricers and their riceburners are ruining the reputation for EVERYONE who owns anything non-American.
Q.: What's your dream/goal on gaia?
A.: One goal I found was to find a gorgeous asian girl on this site and date her. So far we're steady 2 years and it's LEGAL. My other goal on gaia is to get my Deviltail back. It was stolen in 2005 by some guy pretending to be a gaia moderator at an anime convention. I quit gaia out of rage and by the time I came back, I didn't even realize there was a 6month window to report hacks.
Therefore, the deviltail is all i'm really after.
Q.: What if I have more questions?
A.: Leave me a comment or PM me. If it's amusing to me or a lot of people ask the same one, I'll post it up in here.
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