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Hello! I am back from the brink of insanity, and i brought all of you soveniners! Including, but not limited to, Brain sucking aliens, terrors from the other side, zombies, fallen angels, and of course the man who will doom us all to the Abyss... your destroyer and mine, heeeeeerrrrreeeeesssssssss.... teh smily face O DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin FEAR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE WILL DESTROY US AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, and for those that need it, i have brought along the mallet of HEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry i will heal you of all injuries after i beat you to death, that is how the mallet works. By the might of Saint Estaban, You will be healed (or severely beaten, one or the other)!
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Type: Light Damage: 2d6 Name: Ironclad Description: A Sword that has a metal sheathe on it, preventing it from being used to it's full potential. It is a blunt weapon, due to the oval shaped sheathe on it. On the inside is a sparkling gold blade, but i9t can only be unleashed in moments of legendary power otuput.