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Saltwater Soda Report | 05/24/2011 10:56 am

I wanna taste o dat cookie

XxError-IDGAFxX Report | 07/22/2009 1:19 am

hey master just leaving u a comment =3

Toast Mother Report | 12/27/2008 12:20 pm

Can you control squid with your mind? Like aqua-man?

Toast Mother Report | 11/05/2008 11:23 am

I'd donate my children if I remembered where I last put them. Strange how when you constantly drink, you tend to forget where you put your kids.

SaliencyBias Report | 09/27/2008 3:21 pm

You sure are wise, Calamari King.

SaliencyBias Report | 09/25/2008 9:13 pm

we all know children dont have any real emotions. they must just want attention

SaliencyBias Report | 09/19/2008 1:56 pm

oh well you should probably teach them better songs. the ones they sing now are really depressing sounding.

SaliencyBias Report | 09/16/2008 9:25 pm

....that's funny... because i thought i heard a ceaseless string of sobs coming from the basement....

SaliencyBias Report | 09/13/2008 7:04 pm

....so.... uh.... i notice some kids have been missing from the school.

SaliencyBias Report | 09/03/2008 11:13 am

That was a raccoon? Well I'll just keep that a secret from Dr Cupcake who was quite convinced it was a delicious mass of rare and exotic toast.