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Report | 02/14/2011 2:54 pm

sigh

Report | 02/19/2008 10:00 pm

moonchicken

thank you. If you want to make yours pretty as well then go to Tektek.org

if you didnt already know that. c:

Report | 09/25/2007 10:43 am

albino417

Dear Wife,



During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.



I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.



The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:







54 times the sheets were clean



17 times it was too late



49 times you were too tired



20 times it was too hot



15 times you pretended to be asleep



22 times you had a headache



17 times you were afraid of waking the baby



16 times you said you were too sore



12 times it was the wrong time of the month



19 times you had to get up early



9 times you said weren't in the mood



7 times you were sunburned



6 times you were watching the late show



5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo



3 times you said the neighbors would hear us



9 times you said your mother would hear us







Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:







6 times you just laid there



8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling



4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with



7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished



1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move







KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!







========================================







TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:







I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:







5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat



36 times you did not come home at all



21 times you didn't come with energy



33 times you came too soon



19 times you went soft before you got in



38 times you worked too late



10 times you got cramps in your toes



29 times you had to get up early to play golf



2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls



4 times you got it stuck in your zipper



3 times you had a cold and your nose was running



2 times you had a splinter in your finger



20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day



6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book



98 times you were too busy watching TV







Of the times we did get together:







The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.







I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"







The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!







Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.







This game has been played since 1996.











So here are the rules:







If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week



If you read this on a Monday, wish for money



If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for success



If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for love



If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want



If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date



If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call







repost in 3.5 min. and your wish will come true



Make sure you repost in 3.5 min. or your wish won't come true.







title it : why couples dont have sex.. funny

Report | 08/28/2007 5:13 am

~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~

O3o

Report | 07/19/2007 5:45 pm

A Random Sunset

yo

Report | 07/16/2007 6:44 am

Inferior Mind

it's been great.

Report | 07/15/2007 7:54 pm

A Random Sunset

just passing by

Report | 07/06/2007 3:47 pm

A Random Sunset

hey

Report | 06/24/2007 7:56 am

Inferior Mind

Hey...so how's it been?

Report | 04/12/2007 2:07 am

~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~

-Cough- I got myself sick today ;___; I knew I shouldn't have drank my brother's soda, I just knew it! D: -CoughHackers- DX I may not be at school tomorrow, I dunno!

Report | 03/20/2007 8:35 pm

~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~

I know, JtHM! >w< Clod and I love him so much....

Report | 01/14/2007 5:41 am

~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~

Oh my, I haven't commented you yet XD Guess I have now ^__^

Report | 07/01/2006 7:32 am

o7_thaiboy

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS If u have less than 15 friends its okay.

Report | 06/06/2006 9:42 pm

gothew

uh hi lissen Anna cant get on gaia any more but she can still get on yahoo if you are a friend of her's and have an email address send an Email to rainbow_lover_freak@yahoo.com and in subject put your gaia name and thank you