T-A-P-P-E-D-......YOU JUST BEEN TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER BECUZ YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED AS ONE OF THE PRETTIEST GIRLS ON MY FRIENDS LIST!!!... ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAPPED, YOU HAVE TO TAP 15 OF THE PRETTIEST GIRLS ON UR FRIENDS LIST. IF YOU GET TAPPED AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY PRETTY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOUR FACE WILL BREAKOUT WITH PIMPLES...lol.. FOR 10 MONTHS.....SO TAP 15 OTHA PRETTY GIRLS ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST TO LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE PRETTY!
Aww, I'm touched with that message that you gave me... It made my eyes teary... damn thee! XDDD keeding! I love thee! So, I will do the same for you! ^^ because you are my bestfriend!
. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my best friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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