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"I can believe things that are true and i can believe things that aren't true and i can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marylin Monroe and the Beatles and Mr Ed. Listen- I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinate, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and i believe that the future rocks and i believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's a**. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex is coicident with the decline of drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and i still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the martians in War of the Worlds. I believe the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life i was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's future lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when i was a kid, that it's aerodynamicly impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that they'res a cat in a box somewhere that's alive and dead at the same time ( although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything i do. i believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that everyoone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it. . ."

-excerpt from American Gods, by Neil Gaiman

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Whip of Fire
Kelp o' th' Loch 3rd Gen.
Elven Ears (Dead Doll)
Death Whisper
Death Whisper
Death Whisper
Death Whisper (6th gen)
Nervegas Crisis Dolls
Alruna's Rose
Gray Body Dye
Lovely Genie Gold Nose Ring
Lovely Genie Double Gold Earrings
Alruna's Rose 2nd Gen
Infernal Spirit

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Genericuser10371738

Report | 12/20/2013 2:02 pm

Genericuser10371738

Hey how are things?
Owned Kitten Tairious

Report | 05/03/2011 7:37 pm

Owned Kitten Tairious

A Boo!
NyxPiper

Report | 11/14/2010 12:31 pm

NyxPiper

Interesting :3
Rorschach and Prozac

Report | 07/22/2010 10:45 pm

Rorschach and Prozac

Ahaha, I love your username. =D
Lazuli Moonstone

Report | 05/21/2010 7:24 pm

Lazuli Moonstone

Your avatar is fantastic! I love it :3
Sunlightblue

Report | 04/05/2010 11:03 am

Sunlightblue

thanks for buying ash face from me, but just to let u kno, u couldve bought it for 4g at the shops. it wouldve saved u 1661g!! LOL. check the store price before u buy anything wink
Azval

Report | 02/22/2010 3:32 am

Azval

hi
spirit tea

Report | 02/20/2010 12:29 pm

spirit tea

620k gogh reed in trade.
xZorah6

Report | 01/07/2010 11:38 am

xZorah6

hello arm eater o.o
Miza_Radioaktiv

Report | 10/29/2009 3:02 pm

Miza_Radioaktiv

Schlurpleflshuplsh? *wink wink; nudge nudge* heart