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My name is Booty, and I like llamas.



Aw, come on, Ma!
You just sit there and drink your damn tea
I̞'m̹̼̦̰̣͕'͠a̧̦̳̥̩̤ ̬͍͈͈̝̗̪͜m̘̩a̹̦͇̭k͉̹̼͖e͘ ̬̥͙͖l͎͓̖̳i͏̜̣̜͍͔̳k̪̱̘̼̩͔e̙̘̮̖̗͖̘ ̵̫ͅp̗̀a͎̥͔̱̜nt̥̙̭͔̼̙́s̫̙͍͖͇̣̟̕ ̻̞̹a̲̫͜ņ͈̳͚͍̙͕̰d̺͖̥̬̣ ̠̻̫̟͇s̫͈̬p̜̝͓̝̣͍l̨i̘̺̟͇͕t!̼̪̭̦
M̏͐ͫͤ̓̅ͮa̲̟̻͖̞ͭ͊̿̃͂k̥̣̱̯͔̯̱ͥ͘e̱͕͔͚̽ͨͭ̆ͥͤ̓ ͧ̎̉͏̘̘͔̞͙̩̤l͙͚͇͍͍̝ͫ̐̉͜ĭ͈͍̺̅͊͊̊̆ͅk͕̗̜̫̼̹̻͒ͮ͌̑̆̆e҉͕͚ ̨̺̈͂̆̊b̂́̍a͔̜͔d̯̲̱̍ ͕͕̩̺̩̦ͅp̘̹̑̽ͬͤ͊a̱̳̥͕͕̖͚͆n͚̬̣̰̹̿ͫt̩̬̗̺͈ͥs̨̜̣̤̲̪̭̞ ̟̥̘̭̘͕̒͂́ͯͅa̹̦̰͍͇͉͍͒͂ͬ̎n҉ď̌̅ ̭̥̟͓̻̫̣̽ͮ̄͆b̴͕̲̱̏u̬̗̼͛̃͋̃̋̽t̤̳̭̗̞̙͖͒ͬ͊̽t̟̠̙̤͑ͤ̅ͤͮ̾͢ ͙̠̙͖̙̙͂̅̌̅̀o͇͎̖̼͉̯̞͐̏ͨ̃u̮̞͐̉̃t̉͑̐̚!̺̳̺̯̇͗̋̏
I can't wait to make like a bakery wagon and haul buns outta here.
Make like an ox cart and...uh...haul off!
Ma told me to join ya in your daily tea ritual!