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(Surferdude103 profile)-The second Victim(look down for 1 victim)Once upon a time in a land far far far far far away called Dartopoliss lived a warthog named Bumba, who was a bisch. Unfortunately she had a crush on a mirocat named Simone. ( she was lesbo) One day she couldnt resist kissing Simone. Too bad for her, Simone was straight and locked her in the pit of dispair. Bumba shouted " Im cholosterphobic, maybe you and I can work together to get me outta here, and upstairs in your bedroom" Well, acutlaly- Simone considered it. Until an Armildillo named Ryan knocked on her door. Bumba hollared YOU CHEATER i HATE YOUR GUTS. even though this wasnt true, Bumba had troubles controlling her emotions. Well, Simone invited the Armidillo inside of course, and told him that she wanted to show him something in her bedroom. Bumba could hear rumbling and shrill screams and squeals from upstairs. Bumba commited suicide. ( but no one really cared )
*Wink*
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(BigKofCanada's profile)-The first Victim
Once upon a time in a magical land there lived a toad named MeeMee. She was really ugly and had no friends. She had a crush one the most handsome Bull frog in all the pond. One summer morning she awoke to a huge RIBBET, that sounded like it was coming from accross the valley. She was a stalker of the bullfrog ( whose name was Bertholumew) and could tell apart his cry of terror from any other shrill sound. She leaped accross many desserts, rivers, mountains, and one ocean. She finally got to where she heard the sound from. He was having intercourse with another female frog. They were making little tadpoles! xD All of a sudden she belched and they both turned towards her with huge WTF eyes. She blushed, and said "Sorry are you bizzy?" Then she noticed that the female frog was not only a whore, but her own MOTHER!!! @_@ talk about RIBBIT!
She told her mom that she needed to talk to her, away from Bertholumew. She led her momma to the deadly quick sand and killed her. She clapped her webbed feet and squealed "victory is mine!" and hopped back to the Bertholumew. Hes all spacy and freaked when she comes back with blood on her. She tells him its cranberries that got crushed. Hes like "lets get our croak on" shes like "heck yeah, but i have to get drunk first"
all of a sudden! BAM! They came together!!!
All of a sudden Bertholumew let out a shrill sound. Then she realized the one she heard before was the same one, not of terror. THen her mom became a ghost and slit her throat and did it with the handsome bullfrog.
The momma froggi and Bertholumew lived happily ever after.
at least until the ugly toad came back to life....
to be continued..
xD arent you excited for the sequel!! *squee*
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(Ondla's profile)-The Third Victim
Once a upon a time stories are corny like a corndog. This story is special because its starts with Once a upon a time stories are corny like a corndog. xD
Here it goes:
In a land of Oompa lumpas there lived a little girl named Chewbaca. Oompa loompas are actually smarter than we give them credit for.Chewbaca was superlative. ( Big words for ally wally x3) ( yes we know we used it wrong but you can correct us later D:< wink She always won spelling bees and awards. Until one day got distracted because of this cute oompa loompa and couldnt even spell "plant" let alone eat her candy by herself without quivering. ONe day she made tons of candy and went over to the guys house. Turned out he was a male prostitute who was in the middle of one of his clients, literally. Chewbaca was devastated and cried. The freaky ting is that it was her her Dad who was the client. @_@ she sat there moping on the doorstel until The oompa loompy named Skywalker came out in his robe, to see what was wrong. She slapped him until he cried. He curled up in a ball and started rocking back and fourth humming " The Candy Man Can" ... cuz he mizes it with love and makes the worrlld taste GOOD.... she stared. and kicked the humming ball of hunk down a hill, ( while he was curled up still of course) She went to her spelling bee and recieved the word " Prostitute" answered " S-K-Y- W-A-L-K-E-R" and the man answered " he is a good actually, ive felt his work- its quite nice"
Chewbaca threw up in front of everyone, and took a razor and commited slow suicide.
The End.
btw : Prostitute is spelled " Prostiture" not skywalker
the end. *claps* *squeals*
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahaaaa
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