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DISCLAIMER

I AM AN a*****e.

If you don't like it, I suggest you shut the hell up and deal with it. I do not want to listen to your whiny bullshit about me being mean, because if I'm being mean, I know it, and there's nothing you could say that would make me care. Honestly, there isn't.

I'm a pretty decent guy, though. I don't go on the forums much anymore besides the Chat Thread in the OS/P. I just don't like Gaia anymore. Most of the userbase are idiots. So send me a message on AIM or something if you really have to (at least tell me who you are. And if you're a dude that I do not talk to at all [read: anyone who isn't vonDarvi or Gunslinger, the only two guys on Gaia I get along with] I probably won't talk to you. I'm sexist like that. I only like talking to womenz).

What else? I'm probably going to become increasingly bitter and way too preoccupied to do much of anything. Unlike a lot of people, I have no chance of a blessed life and have more problems mentally and otherwise to make even the best psychiatrist have a headache (I know this because I've gone through four of them). Not that I'm happily mental, but it's just true. So if you have anything to say about me being an a*****e, I'm going to say this: EAT s**t. I DO NOT CARE.

I've received a few comments by people who shall remain nameless as if I spoke their name they would be summoned to me like a demon to a wizard, and I would smite them with my mighty smiting powers. Anyways. These morons commented about me having OMG DARK GAWTHIC LOL profile layout and said I'm some sort of poser. Let me sort this out for you ********: I have bad eyes. Having a white screen hurts my eyes. No matter how hard you try, your white computer screen will NOT be a piece of paper. Having a black background with a darker colored text eases the pain on my bad eyes. Now shut the ******** up.

I do do that whole "conversation" thing, via AIM or PM; but you'll have a better chance of talking to me if you fit the following requirements:
1. Are a female.
2. Type coherently.
3. Know the difference between the letter "u" and the word "you".
4. Acknowledge the superiority of lemurs over all other animal life.

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Snozberry Dreamsicle

Report | 06/06/2008 5:08 pm

Snozberry Dreamsicle

It really doesn't taste as bad as people think.....
Satsumas

Report | 05/31/2007 9:07 pm

Satsumas

I don't want to eat s**t, it tastes bad D<
she fell out

Report | 04/13/2007 7:15 pm

she fell out

So. I went to visit my aunt in Israel some weeks ago, and...
the bears...
oh god.
Hold me. ;__; </3
crustaceans

Report | 03/06/2007 12:24 am

crustaceans

COOL YOUR JETS, NATASHA.
she fell out

Report | 02/16/2007 11:58 pm

she fell out

Happy belated valentine's day D< I hope the bears have been treating you well.
Zod the Pious

Report | 02/09/2007 12:06 pm

Zod the Pious

Admiral.
Katanya

Report | 02/09/2007 11:58 am

Katanya

I'm here for your checkup
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she fell out

Report | 01/04/2007 5:32 pm

she fell out

Well that's a ******** retarded reason if I've ever heard one :/ What a bunch of morons.
Anyways, welcome back <3
Vaginasaurus

Report | 12/11/2006 4:05 am

Vaginasaurus

Wow, I said 'one' instead of 'won'.
I feel retarded.
Vaginasaurus

Report | 12/11/2006 3:59 am

Vaginasaurus

You may have one that round,
But I'll get you my pretty.

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