knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
One day a little boy, who wasn't the smartest kid on the block, was walking by and was carrying a whole bunch of money in his pockets. 2000 gold coins in one pocket and 2000 coins in the other. A strange man then grabbed him by his neck nearly choking him to death and said to give him some money. The boy then gave him only 700 coins, then ran to the next block. He then was relieved that he lost the man. Then a crazy cat lady came up to him and grabbed him by the ankle then said please give me some money for more cat litter please!! he said that he couldn't help her he was having his own problems. Suddenly the lady twised his ankle. The boy paniced and gave her 1000 coins. then he limped away. Then homeless man came up to him and said " I see you have a broken leg. I used to have a broken leg, that time my family and I was a happy family living in a 2 story house happy as can be. Later one night A group of tuff guys came in and kidnnaped them. They lefted me cuz my leg was broke. I stopped working and became the man I am today." The boy was heart broken and gave him 2250 coins.
To be continued.............
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