If you're reading this, congratulations: you've won a pat on the back. Unfortunately I would have to be actually near you to pat you on the back, and so if you really feel the need to claim your prize send me a PM titled: "I went to Sinclair's page and all I got is this lousy back pat" and I'll arrange something for you. Oh. I'm supposed to put something about me in here, aren't I? Well too bad, I'm not going to! Muahahahaha!!! Kay I'm done now.
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."