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LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT - I'M NOT! ;D
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See my gorgeous computer desk? ******** awesome, I know. :B
And FYI: Draco and Sev' are fags, and we all know it. I'm certain Ginny's a lesbian, too (I'd tap that :'D). Though~ Hermione's certainly - er - grown up quite a bit from the first movie. Mreow =^^=
~Thank you so much, Rin, for the flowers. <3333~
Far too many people ask me about myself; as if that simply stated question is enough to push me into telling all about me and the life that I choose to live, in full, colorful detail. How can I possibly answer such an asinine question?
I am a teenage girl named Jessica, who lives in Florida (America) and goes to a public high school.
I enjoy manga, anime, reading, music, and expanding my views and knowledge as to how to live life.
I like other girls, and have yet to figure out my sexuality - it will most likely baffle me forever, but for now I will go with what I feel, be it for a guy or a girl.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIENDLOLZ@ULOSERSWHODON'T!!!1 No, I'm kidding. I do have a girlfriend though. <3 Maybe I'll snag a picture of her..
I was a born-again Christian who chose to toss those ideals away because she could no longer comply with them; however, I do practice several of its basics.
I am a bit of a b***h when in a bad mood or presented with the idiocy that is the Teenager, also known as my unfortunate peers.
I can be very stupid when I want to, or very verbose with large, eloquent words laced into my sentences.
I tend to lean towards Republican, yet I believe in gay marriage (obviously).
I enjoy a good argument so long as it is not nasty and rude, unless I am in a horrid mood, at which time I can be down-right cruel.
My favorite place to eat is McDonalds but I am not fat. X3
If I could change one thing about myself, I would most certainly give myself larger boobs, as my current set are nothing short of embarrassing.
I like Dragon Ball Z and other forms of senseless violence, and I myself enjoy a good fight now and then, and yet I have claimed to be a bit of a pacifist at times..
But does that really say anything about me? Can you tell who I am from that? From swiftly written text on a profile page? Do you know who I am now?
Artsies done by Destruco~~ <333
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
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[b:7ac9ee3726]Well isn't ironic - don'tcha think?
It's like a traffic jam when you're already late.. Like a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break~
It's like meeting the girl of my dreams - and then finding out she's straight.[/size:7ac9ee3726][/b:7ac9ee3726]
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