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Hello! My name is Arthur 'Artie' Kirkland, otherwise known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I'm not entirely sure what possessed me to get this account. I blame that pain in the arse American. I am one of the greatest empires in all of world's history, so I can safely assume you know who I am. My glory days were when I had been a pirate, sailing the seven seas and tormenting Francis and Antonio. Those were the days, how brilliant! I am now known to be quite the gentleman, and don't let that bloody frog France tell you otherwise! Just sod off francey pants!! Everyone says how my food tastes bland (Feleciano!) but I assure you that's not the case. And Alfred, those scones were a recipe passed down by my mummsy!! How dare you criticize them when all you eat are those awful hamburgers! Anyway, I enjoy embroidery, craftsmanship, literature, rock music, and giving scathing criticisms to that git Alfred's movies. British films are the way to go. I also fancy grabbing a pint every now and then with some acquaintances as well as visiting my good friend Kiku. My family's magic is the best in the world, be sure to remeber that. I have the ability to communicate with supernatural beings, such as my friend the 'flying mint bunny.' Some people may call me "spacey," but at least I'm not the one who believes in aliens, Alfred. Cheers!!
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