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MY BEST FRIEND TIM MADE ME THIS RAP ITS PIMPIN AND IF U DONT THINK SO U R A DUMBASS NIGGUH THAT SNIFFS OLD LADYS GRANNY PANTIES
HERE IT IS
i once new a gurl named heather
she was kind and soft like a feather
but then she became a bad gurl so she was harder then leather
but who cares if u talkin mess
becuz inside heather the best
and shell kick all ur asses till your laid to rest
so if i were you i got some pointers
dont ******** let her get you in the corners!
THIS IS ONE BAD a** RAP
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PATRICK:HIYA SPONGEBOB
SPONGEBOB:HI PATRIIIIIIICK
PATRICK:YOU WANNA GO FOR A RIDE
SPONGEBOB:ON WHAT
PATRICK:ON THIS :-
SPONGEBOB:SANDYS SUCH A b***h SHE IS JUST A WITCH
PATRICK:I REALLY HATE HER WHY DOES SQUIDWARD DATE HER
SPONGEBOB:SQUIDWARDS SUCH A MAN I DO ALL I CAN
PATRICK:JUST TO DO HIM
PATRICK & SPONGEBOB:WE JUST WANNA SCREW HIM
PATRICK:SHES SUCH A b***h IM GUNNA SCRATCH HER EYES OUT
SPONGEBOB:I HAVE DREAMED ABOUT SQUIDWARD BEING INSIDE MY DEN AND WE HOLD AND WE KISS LIKE WERE SWEETHEARTS
PATRICK:BUT THAT SANDYS A SLUT WITH HER CUTE LITTLE BUTT AND I GUESS SQUIDWARD LIKES BOOBS MADE OF FAKE PARTS
SPONGEBOB:AND I CRY...EVERYDAY...CUZ STRAIGHT UP THAT b***h IS IN MY WAY..O-O-OOO BARBIE IS A b***h SHE IS JUST A WITCH
PATRICK:I REALLY HATE HER WHY DOES SQUIDWARD DATE HER
SPONGEBOB:SQUIDWARDS SUCH A MAN I DO ALL I CAN
PATRICK:JUST TO DO HIM
PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB:WE WANNA SCREW HIM
PATRICK:WHEN I SEE HER I WILL KNEE HER
SPONGEBOB:O-O-OOOO
PATRICK:I WILL PUNCH HER AND I'LL CRUNCH HER
SPONGEBOB:OOOOH OH YESS
PATRICK:HEY SPONGEBOB
SPONGEBOB:WHAT PATRICK
PATRICK:LOOK WHOS OVER THERE
SPONGEBOB:WHO
PATRICK: WELL IF IT ISNT SANDY WITHOUT SQUIDWARD AND HER STUPID ROCKET
SPONGEBOB:HEY SANDY COME OVER HERE ITS US
PATRICK:RIGHT HERE MISSY
*PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH*
PATRICK:OH THATS RIGHT b***h
SPONEBOB:YEA YEA
PATRICK:YOU HOOKER YOU b***h UH
SPONGEBOB:THATS RIGHT
PATRICK:YEA
SPONGEBOB:OOPS SORRY........LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
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purcussion
strings
winds
words
ther you see her
sitting there across the way
she dont got alot 2 say but theres something about her
and you dont know why but
your dyin to try u wanna kiss the girl
yes u want her
look at her u kno u do
possible she want u to
there is 1 way 2 ask her
it dont take a word
not a single word
go on and kiss the girl
sing with me now
sha-la-la-la-la-la
my oh my
look like the boy to shy
aint gonna kiss the girl
sha-la-la-la-la-la
aint that sad
aint it a shame to bad he gonna miss the girl
(orchestra)
nows your moment
ya-ya-ya
floating in a blue lagoon
ya-ya
boy you betta do it soon no time will be better
ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
she dont say a word and
she wont say a word until ya kiss the girl
sha-la-la-la-la-la
dont be scared
you got the mood prepared
go on and kiss the girl
woa-woa
sha-la-la-la-la-la
dont stop now
you wanna hide it now
you wanna kiss the girl
woa-woa
sha-la-la-la-la-la
float along and listen to the song
the song say kiss the girl
woa-woa
sha-la-la-la-la-la
music play
do wat the music say
you gotta kiss the girl
you gotta
kiss the girl
why dont you
kiss the girl
you gotta
kiss the girl
go on and kiss the giiiiiiiiiiirl!
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As life goes on, Im startin to learn more and more about responsibility,and i realize that everything i do is effecting the ppl around me,so i wanna take this time out to apoligize for things I've done and things that haven't occured yet,and things that they don't wanna take responsibility for.
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Boy:i saw her today
Girl:i saw him today
Boy:it seems like its been forever
Girl:i wonder if he still cares
Boy:she looks better than before
Girl:i couldnt stop staring at him
Boy:i asked her how things were going
Girl:i asked about his new girlfriend
Boy:id pick her over any girl im with
Girl:hes probably really happy now
Boy:i cant even look at her without crying
Girl:he couldnt even look at me
Boy:i told her i miss her
Girl:he didnt mean it
Boy:i meant it
Girl:he doesnt mean it
Boy:i love her
Girl:he loves his new girlfriend
Boy:i held her for the last time
Girl:he gave me a friendly hug
Boy:then i went home and cried
Girl:then i went home and cried
Boy:i lost her
Girl:i love him
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Girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, Slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this in your profile
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Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily..
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy:I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel.
I have the same problem.
But he'll never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... well she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
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I LOVE YOU
Never say i love you....if you really don't
care.
Never talk about fellings....if they aren't
really there.
Never hold my hand....if you're going to
break my heart.
Never say you're going to....if you don't
plan to start.
Never look me in the eyes....if all you do
is lie.
Never say hello....if you really mean
goodbye.
if you really mean forever....then say
you'll try.
Never say forever....'cuz forever makes
you cry!
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Take Love, Multiply It By Infinity And Take It To The Depths Of Forever
And You Still Only Have A Glimpse Of How I Feel for You
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WHAT IS LOVE
you wont be his FIRST, his LAST, or his ONLY
He's LOVED before, he will LOVE again BUT if
he LOVES YOU NOW what else matters?
He's not PERFECT, and NEITHER are YOU,
and the two of you WILL NEVER be perfect
but if he makes you laugh at least once,
causes you to THINK TWICE, and admits
to being human,and MAKING MISTAKES
HOLD ON TO HIM,and GIVE HIM ALL YOU'VE GOT,
he's not going to QUOTE POETRY, he's not going to be thinking about YOU every moment,but he WILL give you part of him, that he knows you can break, DONT HURT HIM,dont change him,dont expect too much from him,SMILE WHEN HE MAKE YOU HAPPY,CRY when he make you sad and MISS him when hes not there...THATS WHAT LOVE IS
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Love me without fear
Trust me without wondering
Love me without restrictions
Want me without demand
Accept me how i am
A love like that, will be enternal
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He gave her 12
roses,11 real
and one fake,
and said "i'll love
you until the last
rose dies."
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You always hurt the one you love
The one you shouldn't hurt at all
You always take the sweetest rose
And crush it until petals fall
You always break the kindest heart
With a nasty word you can't recall
So if i broke your heart last night
It's because i love you most of all
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My FrIeNdS ThE MeMoRiEs
the nights that lasted forever and the
days that went by slowly.the nights
that will replay in our heads all throgh
highschool as our best night ever
the boys we've kissed.the boys that
have broke our hearts with the promises
they never kept, the alcohol that we
drank too quickly on nights that every
thing seemed to be going wrong. the other
girls that hated us for being "perfect"
and envied the life we led. so here's to you
guys... the friends that have stayed by my side.
when i didn't know who i was, the friends that i
would never trade for anything because- -
YoU GuYs ArE My LiFe
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Life Is Not Measued By The,
Number Of Breaths We Take,
But By The Number Of Moments,
That Take Our Breath Away.
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I Want To Be Remebered
As The Girl Who
Smiled Even When Her
Heart Was Broken
And The One That
Could Always Brighten
Up Your Day When
She Coudn't Brighten
Her Own.
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Here's a litle hug for you
To make you smile when you feel blue
-To make you happy when you're sad.-
-To let you know ..life ain't so bad!-
Now I've given a hug to you
Somehow i feel better too!
--Hugs are better when you share,--
So pass one on and show you care!
----Share A Hug Today!----
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