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Well here's all about me. In the 1970's I was originally part of Mystery Inc. helping Scooby-Doo and the gang solve mysteries. But that SON OF A b***h he bit me! That ******** DOG he bit me! So I had his a** put to sleep and sued Hanna-Barbarra. I blew all my money from the lawsuit on cheap tricks and booze. Then I went into a deep depression. By the time I came out of it, the 70's were long gone. It was the 80's and everybody was listening to Wang Chung. Needless to say, once again I fell into a deep depression. In the 90's I found work as a janitor at an elementary school. I cleaned the boys bathroom and let me tell you, I've seen things that would haunt your dreams. I still have trouble sleeping at night. Damn kids! Anyway, now I'm a best selling author thanks to my books about the mating habits of squirrels and other rodents. Currently I'm researching the mysteries of pocket lint for my new book, "HOW DID THIS s**t GET IN MY POCKET!"

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ChanJane

Report | 06/25/2006 5:56 am

ChanJane

wang chung, eh? they scare me. o.o
ChanJane

Report | 05/25/2006 6:19 pm

ChanJane

wow...interesting...o.O
imafool

Report | 03/06/2006 6:06 pm

imafool

lolz