Alex or _theselfishmachine.
Formerly escapethecynicism, but then I paid 10,000 gold to change it to a ******** lyric.
I'm 16 and relatively awesome.
Italian and Filipino. Yeah, I know, random, right?
Vulture.
San Fransisco Giants, Golden State Warriors, San Jose Sharks, and San Francisco 49ers. You mad?
Lamborghinis and Mustangs out the ying yang.
Pierce The Veil > Life.
Sierra Kusterbeck is my wife ♥
Eric Northman is a BAMF and Vic Fuentes is most likely god.
I like nice people, but I'll actually probably like you better if you're an a*****e like myself.
That's basically it.
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so, like hello.(8
not sure how i have you on my friend's list, but i do.
trolololol. sorry i forget a lot. > <
LOL WUT! a guy who LIKES GLEE?!?
two words; roleplay plz?
Your avatar looks like Scott Disick.
AKA champion of the douchebags.
Fitting.
THATS MY THING
I HAVE A PLOT FOR A GROUP RP.
It should say "produced, written, and created by the one and only theblankstaticscreen_" and "b***h work done by _theselfishmachine."
Y/N?
DID YOU NOTICE OUR USERNAMES RHYME? :O
But I'm glad you did.
#oddrealizationsat3AM