A child is sitting in his room and he gets thirsty. He goes downstairs for some water. He hears his parents argues. "b***h!" "Basterd" the kid asks "Mom, Dad, what do those words mean?" "uh, people son, people." answers the father. "now go to bed, your grandparents are coming for thanksgiving tomorrow." the kid gets his water and goes to bed. He wakes up cause he has to pee. He walks out of his room and hears something in his parents bedroom. "Hard d**k, SOFT BALLS!" his mother screams. "Mom what are those words?" "uh, well baby, they're coats. Go to bed" the kid pisses and goes to sleep. He wakes up and goes to the bathroom. His dad is shaving and the kid is watching. The dad cuts himself and says "S'HIT!" "dady, what is that word?" "shaving son, go help you mom with the turkey." the boy goes to the kitchen to help his mom with dinner. While she is cutting some of the turkey she cuts her finger a little. "********!" "Mommy what is that word," "cutting son. Go get the door, your papa and grandma are here." The boy runs to the door and answers it. "Hello b***h and baster. You can put your hard dicks and soft balls on the coat rack. Dad's upstairs shitting himself, and mom is ******** the turkey