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Why hello thar. I've been on Gaia for quite a while now, but on various other accounts. My last account was hacked, but who's complaining? This one is more fun than the latter. My 'life' involves playing numerous musical instruments, working out, baking pastries, and torturing the city pigeons. I drink up to seventeen cups of coffee everyday.

Likes:
Apples, Huckleberries, Pineapple Juice, Chocolate, Sushi, Meat, Ice Cream, Cake, Pork Rinds, Raw Potatoes, Raw Eggs, Energy Drinks, MORE MEAT, Bleach, Death Note, Blood, The Man Show, Family Guy, South Park, Soy Bean Powder, Working Out, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stoneage, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Money, Guns, My "Guns", Testosterone, Porn, Hunting, Football, Beer, Hulk Hogan, Wrestling, Boxing, Chicks, Cars, My Man Chest, Crushing Things

Hates:
Men Buffer Than Me, Unicorns, Puppies, Babies, Kittens, Ribbons, Presents, The Sun, Em0 Freaks, World Of Warcraft, Items I Can't Crush With My Bare Hands, Pink, Softball, Sparkles, Rainbow Monkeys, Nail Polish, Haircuts, Shaving, Love, My Dad, Losing A Bet, Cleaning, Marshmallows, Anything fluffy, Stuffed Animals, Panda Bears, Tofu

My Man Meat

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The Legend of Zelda: The musical

MAD HAMBURGLAR DISEASE

Thank you for your art and signs.
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If you talk about your feelings, i'll eat you

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Goro Yuudai Report | 11/19/2009 7:05 am: wow s**t, it has been long
i've been good, yeah
how have you been?
Eiar Report | 04/21/2009 10:43 pm: OH DAYUM
I GOT SOMEONE ALL UP IN MAH GRILL

dude, srsly though
hamburgler?
Eiar Report | 04/19/2009 4:48 pm: LOOK I'M BACK ON THIS ACCOUNT
Dr Aria Report | 04/17/2009 5:29 pm: MAGIC

I'm back down to 127k because I bought the Ol' Ebeneezer thing for the face paint and Silent Night for this shirt

OH HEY I'M MAKING A BREEDABLE PET SHOP THING BECAUSE I'M A f**

come bump it with me XD
Dr Aria Report | 04/17/2009 10:28 am: NOW I'M A LESBIAN NIGHT ELF ASSASSIN?

i was thinking about doing an art auction actually.

also, i sold like, a bunch of crap that was hanging around my inventory. i know have 297k gold. HA HA HA.
Dr Aria Report | 04/16/2009 2:06 pm: OH HE'S SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL

THANK YOU FOR THAT WONDERFUL ~*~WORK OF ART~*~
Dr Aria Report | 04/16/2009 12:43 pm: That's how we lesbian assassins roll, yo. ;D
[ Lost ] Report | 04/16/2009 12:42 pm: YES. draw edgeworth for me
Claarity Report | 10/05/2008 1:15 pm: sweet avatar.
Alcoholiday Report | 08/05/2008 4:00 pm: I'm not the only person with smilie problems on my profile. Maybe they just don't like you. After all, you don't seem like a 'smiley person'.

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