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Registered: 07/09/2007

Gender: Female

Location: a/m/c trying to justice

Birthday: 06/13/1993

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Purple- SaladxBar
Red- Raenbow Bunny
Green- RemxMikami
Light purple- name dropperwith DD
Blue- Wings of a Koondy
Dark red- Lany-chan
Brown- Refined Takada
Black- [Ih] (you)
Orange- iconon
Pink- Angelic_lain


Morning in Gaia, the forum whores awake
To the red font of logical [Ih]
The spammers are spamming, the trolls are trolling
To the red font of Logical [Ih]
To the fonts as big as Suzumiya’s
To the tiniest font’s in bright colors
Still they say the AMC
All rolls around
To the red font of Logical [Ih]

Look, they’re beautiful no?
So many colors of text, so many changing wrap around’s
Because they all change very often

They do?
Of course silly troll
Up there high, high in the first pages of the AMC
Types a mysterious gaian
Who is this Asian?
–Who?-
What is he? –What?-
How did he come to be here? –How?-
Hush, and Salad will tell you
It is a tale, a tale of a man and a computer

Gaia was new when our tale was begun
On a computer somewhere in Asia


Don’t post the Death Note spam
We’ll be perma-banned
Shut it DD

Four frighten trolls posted silently in
The old forums in the GD


4k for safe passage into the AMC

But a reg had reported the spammers
And they typed up in fear and alarm
At a reg whose avi
Was as black as his text was red


Judge Claude [Ih]

The red font of Logical [Ih]

Judge Claude [Ih] longed
To purge the AMC
Of trolls and mules

And he saw spam
Everywhere
Except his posts


Bring these troll vermin to the palace of mods


You there what are you typing?

Spam topics no doubt, file a report

She typed

Gaia, Please don’t ban us Gaia!

A user? A MULE!

Stop!

Cried Angelic_lain.

This is a stupid mule
I’m sending it back to the GD where it belongs

See the new regs you have corrupted
With your post in the AMC


I am guiltless. He trolled, I reported

Now you would add this troll spam to you reports
With the red text of [Ih]


My conscience is clear

You can post your spam on the AMC
You can claim that you haven’t trolled
But you can never post
Nor hide what you’ve done from the eyes
The very eyes of StreamJumper


And for one time in his post
Of stupid facts and hentai

[Ih] felt a twinge of fear
For his Gaia account


What must I do?

Teach the mule, and let him post for you

What and be settled with this trolling…?
Very well. Let him post with you, in your threads

Post here? Where?

Anywhere
Just so he’s kept away
Where no one can see his profile
The AMC spam perhaps
And who knows, our mods work in mysterious ways
Even this foul mule may
Yet prove one day to be
Of use to me

And [Ih] gave this mule a name
A name that is 2 words long, Logical [Ih]
Now here is a riddle to guess if you can
The red text of logical [Ih]
Who is the reg and who is the mule?

Post the spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
The red text of Logical [Ih]

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kitty725 Report | 06/13/2009 4:44 pm
kitty725
Happy Birthday from the Awesome Anime and Manga Guild!
iStoner-Dubstep Report | 06/12/2009 6:15 pm
iStoner-Dubstep
(jumps on you) happy b-day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Miss Ecstasy Report | 04/03/2009 3:42 pm
Miss Ecstasy
thx 4 buying !
chibisyko Report | 01/10/2009 2:42 pm
chibisyko
10yrsolds wrote this and I thought you'd like it ^.^



</span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed">Quote:</span></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Now this is a story all about when,

I beat my Rival back to Viridian.

I'd like to a moment, I won't be a pest,

I'll tell you how I became the Champion, the best.



In northwestern Pallet Town, born and raised,

Out in town is where I spent most of my days.

Dreaming up, fishing, relaxing, in the zone,

And flirting with my Rival's sister in his home.

When he picked up a pogey, and was up to no good,

Started being an a** in my neighborhood.

We got in one little fight, and Oak got impressed,

He said, "Take this pokemon, now go catch the rest."



I whistled for my friends, and when they came near,

The sister gave a townmap, Mom said, "Good luck, dear."

If anything I could say that I wanted to stay home,

But I thought, "Naw forget it...Yo homes, to Plateau!"



I...pulled...up to Indigo, at about seven or eight,

Got one-fifty pogies, made the E4 yell, "RAPE!"

Beat up my Rival just five minutes later,

And registered my name as the Pokemon Trainer.</td></tr></table><span class="postbody">
chibisyko Report | 12/30/2008 12:50 pm
chibisyko
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blue-owl Report | 12/26/2008 4:38 pm
blue-owl
Does that mean Rae's not grounded anymore?



KEEP SUNDAY OPEN IF POSSIBLE. That's the BEST day. There's a 86% chance you guys can come over my house, and if not mine, then maybe Chibi's.
Yotama Shoro Report | 12/13/2008 9:35 pm
Yotama Shoro
Your avatar is so festive it makes me feel unfestive User Image
TailsChik Report | 12/07/2008 6:57 pm
TailsChik
spalnes alot...u ever see code geass?
TailsChik Report | 12/07/2008 6:54 pm
TailsChik
amc?

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