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Since our precious island has been over run by foreign INTRUDERS I thought I'd be the helpful tour guide that I am and provide you aliens with a code to help decipher our language. This code was made for English speakers only since they seem to be the only numbskulls getting themselves in trouble on the island (you'd think that if a snarling four-headed demon was staring you down you'd be wise enough to get away but these idiots these--Americans, they walk right towards it. Not even the strongest Native Shelsian would be so completely stupid! And they hold their cameras up like that's going to save them. It's a wonder their country has made it this far!). So now when you see a sign saying "Beware of demons" maybe you'll be weary! Unless of course you're too lazy and stupid to translate the stupid freakin' sign! ARGH!!! Greedy worthless travelers!

I organized the chart for all vernaculars of the island so you morons shouldn't get confused unless you're just that brainless. A blank space means their is no sound for that letter! It doesn't exist!

Alphabet.....Ancient/Parados.....Shelltown.....Ba'rac.....Kudli
A..............................Ba........................Ba...............................Ka
B...............................Bo........................Bo...............Ba...........Ko
C..............................Si.........................Si..................K............Ki
D.............................Sa.........................Sha..............Rac.........Kya
E..............................Lu........................Lu................................Lu
F..............................Fu........................U...................U............U
G.............................Bu........................Bu.................Bu..........Ku
H.............................Fasa....................Sa..................Fa..........Sa
I...............................Ibi.......................Bi..................................I
J...............................Ju........................Jusu...............Juc.........Kyu
K.............................Kaba...................Kasu..............Ka..........Kala
L..............................Li........................Li....................Ri...........Li
M.............................Ma......................Masu.............Mar........Ma
N.............................Nabu...................Nasu............Naru......Naku
O.............................Bi.............................I...............................Kili
P..............................Pa........................Pa..................Par........Pa
Q.............................Do.......................Do.................Do.........Do
R..............................Ra.......................Ras................Ra..........La
S..............................Su.......................Su.................Zu...........Su
T..............................She....................She.................Chi........She
U..............................A........................A...................................A
V..............................Fi........................Fi ...................Vi...........Fi
W.............................Wa........................Wasa............War........Kawa
X..............................Sii........................Shi.................Zi...........Kii
Y..............................So........................So..................Zo..........Koo
Z..............................Zi........................Sho.................Rii..........Sii

FYI - Here are some tips you should keep in mind if you try and use this to speak Shelsian. In Shelltown take your time, blab all you want, we have all the time in the world (at least that seems to be the mentality here. I for one don't have the time so don't talk to me!). Shelltown is the touristy spot so...we're used to idiots. In Ba'rac use as few words as possible, they're busy people, they don't have time for your BS! They themselves use what you might call "big words" but for you foreigners they'll keep'em nice and small--more your level. In Kudli try speaking in a higher pitched tone. If your voice is two low they might not be able to hear or understand. They're a bunch of freaky weirdos there. Oh yeah and another thing about the Kudlis...everything has feelings so don't piss them off. If they say the sky is sad the sky is freakin' sad.

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