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Teacher Arrested-------------------------At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle". When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".
To me if there is a God then I'm going to Heaven even if I don't believe at all. If God was truely a benevolent being then I shall not be damned to hell for disbelieving. Only for truely horrible crimes (ex. cold-blooded murder). But if he is real and I am sent to hell for only the crime of disbelieving then he is no God but rather a tyrant with over-whelming power. And if this God were good he would send many Christians to hell. Because many Christians are horrible people. Killing people in the name of God is wrong. I will live and die as a decent man who does good for the world. But if there truely be a God to damn me to hell for only not believing I shall gladly take up arms in the Devil's army and raid Heaven myself. For such a tyrant cannot be allowed to rule.
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still beats my generic tasteless profile though
but anyway HI O:
I hope you're healthy and well haven't heard from you guys for a long while now
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